by johnnytest2571 May 28, 2024
Get the ale00frg the greatest 2nd to none mug.When you are actively getting screwed over by something you're in charge of yet being micromanaged to the point you're not in charge anymore.
"Man I'm getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the fishing with this event plan my boss keeps telling me he'll handle things I'm in charge of!"
"Have you tried looking for a job that will treat you like the position you're in?"
"Have you tried looking for a job that will treat you like the position you're in?"
by STARKILLERMKIII March 27, 2025
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“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”
“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”
“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”
by BMc2 September 19, 2023
Get the two is one and one is none mug."A None Pizza with Left Beef" is a figure of speech describing a form, taste or a state of a crusty pineapple pizza that was picked dry of toppings, left to sit in a box for a week, after which it got warmed back up by a blowtorch covered in WD-40.
Commonly used to describe objectively awful pizza flavors.
Commonly used to describe objectively awful pizza flavors.
by axdh August 14, 2023
Get the A None Pizza with Left Beef mug.In a sarcastic way: a lot, all kinds, an abundance, plentiful, endless amount, un chingo(Spanglish), etc.
Person #1:“Hey, was there a lot of females there at the party?”
Person#2:”There was none females there!”(emphasize “none”)
Person#2:”There was none females there!”(emphasize “none”)
by Pinkxicana August 5, 2021
Get the None mug.Your friend is being honest to you and you were like thinking that she's lying about something, however your thoughts was false.
So you say it that she's not a backstabbing plastic bitch.
So you say it that she's not a backstabbing plastic bitch.
by THEONLYJAZZKLENKE June 10, 2008
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