Jeremy Nobler

Noun: The act of engulfing ostrich eggs using your vagina

i was at the zoo yesterday when i decided to jump in the Australia Exhibit and "Jeremy Nobler", it was orgasmic.

by 12$ December 15, 2009

Just won the Nobel prize

Giving yourself a "formerly" prestidgous award for doing absolutely nothing except thinking you deserve it.

Bill- man I just won the salesman of the week award at the dealership.

Barack Obama- oh yeah? I just won the Nobel PRize just because I said nuclear weapons are bad.

by Countmonster411 October 9, 2009

nobama

From the Swahili word meaning "one who lies and deceives," (a) To vehemently oppose or object to; (b) An extreme rejection or dispproval.

"Hey, Rashid, man I'se horny. Can I takes your moms upstairs and give her a good banging?"

"NOBAMA! you Mutherfukka!"

by WYNDBRAKER March 22, 2009

Nobble

VERB - Nah-Bul
When someone says they just want a bite of your food but shove it all in their mouth. We all have one friend who is a "Nobbler" (one who nobbles).
Nobble is to be used like nibble. So, you take a nobble instead of a nibble. Yeah.

"Jen is such a Nobbler, she ate my whole sandwich yesterday"

"Keven said he only wanted a bite but he took a fucking nobble, now I have no lunch" *sobs*

by Gingerlicious Chaos March 5, 2013

Reggie Noble

Redman's (famous rapper) alter ego.

"Where is Reggie Noble?"

by Diego July 7, 2003

Cob Nobler

Somebody who acts smart but is stupid. A complete dumbass.

Scott Donavan's a cob nobler

"Shut up cob nobler"

by Eric Montgomery May 9, 2006

Barnes & Noble Challenge

When you and a friend buy a 12 pack of cheap beer like natty ice or bush light and sneak it into Barnes and Noble. You then drink the beer with a friend and buy a book before you leave.

Me and my bro just completed the first Barnes & Noble Challenge

by kratos1234 July 11, 2011