nob-cheese

the very desgusting residue found on the penis when a man doesnt clean himself of properly, usually found on bottom enders.

Slly doesnt like sucking the man in the parks dick because of the aftertaste due to his nob-cheese.

by undercurent April 8, 2003

nob all

nob all, meaning almost nothing or very little.

jesus, is that all that moulding costs a meter, it's nob all.

Dave took his car to be fixed, his mechanic told him it needed a new washer and bolt fitting, it would cost £12, Dave said "that's nob all, lets get it done"

by bartonscooter January 15, 2012

Nob off

v: to nob off: To get rid off something. to exert something

Bob: did you do your homework last night?
Bill: nah, i nobbed it off.

Bob: are you comeing to football training tonight?
Bill: nah, i cant im working.
Bob: nob off work and come.
Bob: ok.

by Joemull May 24, 2006

nob shlob

submissive degradeing sexual act where one vigorously licks a penis letting mass amount of spit drip n fall.

shlob my nob you ugly ass pig fuckin beyach!!!!

by MAD Jester August 26, 2003

nob-chuffer

Someone who is a chuffer of nob.

He's such a nob-chuffer.

by Angry Bob January 6, 2004

nob off

To nob and off is saying to sum 1 they aint got no balls.

Nob off you twat, go and find your foster parents.

by Good boy better know!!! November 3, 2007

Nob Jock

Shortened version of 'nob jockey'. Meaning gay man (someone who rides the cock).

General abusive term.

God, you're such a nob jock!

Mert's such a nob jock!

by Jake Howard May 11, 2008