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Nickelodean

A once great tv network in the 1990s geered towards kids from ages 3 to 14, now a very pathetic network that airs only shows about little girls who have everything and never get into trouble because they are geered toward emo teens and sluts, like new Disney now, but only much worse!

And don't believe that myth made by kids who weren't old enough to remember old nick that the old shows were as much crap as the new ones because they're just mad they have to grow up on crap like icarly and zoey 101.
Newnickkid: Did you watch the new episode of (insert new nick show)?

Oldnickkid: No, because everything on nickelodean is crap and only sluts and emos watch new nick

Newnickkid: (begins sobbing) nooooooo!

Oldnickkid: yessssssssssssss!
by abeman09 December 14, 2009
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dickelodeon

dik-uh-loh-dee-un
noun
1- a person, usually a male, who is behaving like a childish jerk.

origin
from the word dick dick+ cable channel geared for immature audiences.
He was a real dickelodeon last night when he freaked out because he couldn't find his shorts.
by votrk July 2, 2011
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NickeLowdeon

Post NickeLoadeon or the modern day Nickelodeon. Includes shit shows such as...every show on there except the re-runs of Spongebob. Even the new Spongebob's are preachy and lame as fuck. Every other show has a demographic apparantly focused on teens with non-existant lives...see iCarly and Big Time Rush.
Fuck man, NickeLowdeon is really taking a chunk of childhood away from kids these days. And its ruining possible entertainment for my high, unemployed ass as well.
by achilleslaststand22 August 25, 2010
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Dickelodeon

A rare type of penis with magical abilities that can grant flight power to its owner during sex.
Girl: How big was his dick?
Other girl: Small as shit, but it was a dickelodeon so we flew through the sky singing "Whole New World" while we had intercourse.
Girl: ...Worth it.
by Mei-main June 1, 2018
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Nickelodean

Guy 1: "I like Nickelodean"
Guy 2: "What"
by BruhMoment_123 April 9, 2021
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Nicolodeon

The way a dumbass spells nickelodeon, the kid's TV channel.
Person 1: Hey, I was watching Nicolodeon the other day and...

Person 2: It's spelled Nickelodeon dumbass, STFU and GTFO.
by Ory Hara April 13, 2011
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