by BryanDaniel June 28, 2008
Get the head neighborhood mug.instead of jacking off on your friends girl you shout out "is there room for a third" and jump into their bed naked while they're fucking. try to rub against them as much as possible. this is the ultimate cock block!
dude im never inviting you over to my house again. that "extra nosey neighbor" you pulled wasnt fuckin cool man!
by tha clitt commander March 22, 2009
Get the extra nosey neighbor mug.simply put, boring neighbors. people who think you really care about their lives when, in fact, you wish you could move somewhere far, far away just to get away from them.
lady next door:.....then she said.....just back from visiting my sister in Peoria.....couldn't find a thing in there.....new recipes for hamburger helper.....never buy a german car, my father always said.....(two hours later).....well, i can't stand here talking all day.....(another hour later).....wait, don't you want to see my niece's picture?
me: maybe some other time. i've got to go in now (escaping to the safety of my own apartment, i close and lock the door, and start looking through the rental ads-do they list apartments under "no neighbores allowed?)
me: maybe some other time. i've got to go in now (escaping to the safety of my own apartment, i close and lock the door, and start looking through the rental ads-do they list apartments under "no neighbores allowed?)
by earpuller June 11, 2006
Get the neighbores mug.by hate thy neighbor March 4, 2009
Get the neighbor mug.Greg: Hey, Karla, what's your number?
Karla: (719):558-9013
Greg: Hey! We're number neighbors! Mine's (719):588-9016.
Karla: (719):558-9013
Greg: Hey! We're number neighbors! Mine's (719):588-9016.
by MrLemon333 August 6, 2009
Get the number neighbor mug.usually the last thing a white person visiting compton hears before he is either beaten or shot by a group of angry men.
by Bloody Mary May 24, 2004
Get the boy what you doin in dis neighborhood?! mug.A woman that not only takes care of her own children, but adopts the kids of everybody else living nearby. Often she is a better parent to the visiting children than their own (neglectful) parents, which is why they prefer to hang out at her house.
Make sure to slow down before you drive past the neighborhood mom's house, there's a lot of kids running around outside there.
by pauljs75 October 22, 2011
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