Naked Log

A turd that has been left in an un-flushed toilet with no accompanying toilet paper.
I was at my sister's house and went to take a piss and saw a naked log left by one of her kids. I told her but, in typical fashion, she just blamed it on someone else's kid.
by punchodex October 31, 2011
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naked cop

"Hey Joe, I'm thinking of buying that girl a drink".

"Dude don't, she's a naked cop."
by billybeauty4 November 24, 2008
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Naked Dingus

A common action where a person, usually a male, will pull down their trousers, bend over and repeatedly slam a clenched fist into the crevice of their behind.

This is used as a mocking device from person to person, or performed upon request in order to gain laughs from a group.
Rowan, I want a naked dingus now!”
by ATF PB August 18, 2020
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Butterball Naked

After her shower, Katie was butterball naked.
by Va5oh November 03, 2016
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naked mile

College Students at the University of Michigan running naked during the Winter semester but they sometimes get caught by the police. Also the name of the new American Pie movie
Those kids are doing the Naked Mile again
by JDawg3010 December 24, 2006
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Naked Grandma

Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house...
Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house...
Naked Grandma
by itsWoland January 20, 2017
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Bitch Naked

Shamelessly naked. Similar to butt naked, but without any feeling of guilt or remorse.
Luke chased Kyle across the apartment parking lot bitch naked after Kyle's failed attempt to throw snow on him in the shower.
by vsuit August 02, 2014
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