stuff it in your nutsack

Similar to "up yours," this derogatory retort can be used to effectively end any argument.

Person A: "I think your mixtape sucks."
Person B: "Oh yeah? Well, you can stuff it in your nutsack."
Person A: "Snap."

by Ghan & Lisa December 27, 2008

nutsmack

a man who masturbates excessively, usually to the exclusion of all other activities

That nutsmack, Dave, would rather stay home and jerk off than hang out with his friends.

by Katie February 18, 2003

nautical nutsack

A seaworthy nutsack.

A nutsack of nautical proportions

Jim: did you see bill?. Dave: yeah he's a great captain, he must have one hell of a nautical nutsack

by billy togadero January 11, 2009

nubsack

A phrase that was made up by members of the «Apw» AirPro Wolves clan for the game Battlefield 1942 Desert Combat back in the days when the game/clan was active (2004-2007?). «Apw» was known for its fierce reputation in the skies, since most the members were top pilots of the game. Also known for the jokingly reputation of its members, many slangs and madeup names were formed, "nubsack" being one of them, which is literally meaning NUB and NUTSACK at the same time... "nubsack" came to be known by many other people and used as a common replacement for the word "nub" or "noob". «Apw» also used this phrase against other clans/players that were obviously not up to skills, mainly in a jokingly manner. This phrase became so well known in the Desert Combat community, that whenever someone used it, he was always mistaken for an Apw player, therefore over 80% of the people in the server would leave because of fear of getting pwned.

Undercover Apw player: Wanna dogfight?
Nubsack player: sure... bring it
*Apw player obviously dominates*
Undercover Apw player: HAHA u got owned u nubsack!
Nubsack player: OH!! An Apw member!! *quits*
Undercover Apw player: rofl... nubsacks

Apw member 1: So... you guys want to scrim us tomorrow?
UG member: Ummmm no thanks, we don't play against hackers
Apw member 1: LOL!! so you nubsacks think that way eh?
*UG member leaves*
Apw member 2: wow... what a fag, they think we hack!!
Apw member 1: lmfao! yep, we're too good for their nubsack asses... let em be!

by Raptor22 March 5, 2008

alaskan nutsack

When you take two frozen advocates in a plastic bag and put it on the back of someone's neck as if you were teabagging them

Guy1: dude my girl surprised me with an Alaskan nutsack last night I felt like I was in 50 shades of grey
Guy2: wtf

by Shrek_is_love666 March 28, 2015

The Nutshack

A Filipino-American adult animated sitcom. Better than Futurama, Rick and Morty, and Family Gay.
It's about Jack, a big dude in San Francisco who meets with Phil, his cousin. They have an uncle named Richard "Tito" Dick.

It's! The! Nutshack! It's The Nutshack.

by McBoobs (IHateShitters) April 15, 2020

nutzack

a person who does not quite know what is painfully obvious to everyone else-that he/she/it is a complete jackass/moron,and, in some strange way, has the qualities of an actual nutsack.

Man, why can't adam and joe just realize that they are total nutzacks!?

by buster poindexter August 9, 2003