making my ass itch 

Ass itching means that you’re annoying me or something is bothering you

Oh my gawd stop being so loud it’s making my ass itch

making my ass itch by Lacour the whore March 18, 2022

Stef Curry My Ass 

When you lose a basketball game to someone in a wheelchair.

Wheels: Play me in basketball
Frank: okay
*Franks shoots ball*
*Wheels caps Frank in a wheelchair*
Wheels: Stef curry my ass!

Stef Curry My Ass by Lt. Kake November 27, 2016

pissing out my ass 

The act of spewing liquid out your anus.

Dad call mom I'm pissing out my ass again.

pissing out my ass by JackyWacky10582 March 31, 2019

Freezing my ass off 

Think about a time your butt has truly been cold. Very rarely, it means you are so cold that even your butt is cold.

I’m freezing my ass off can you please turn down the a/c!!!

Freezing my ass off by Lay-mmmm July 6, 2018

get off my ass

means to say stop yelling at me, like when your wife is yelling at you and you just want her to forgive something stupid you did

"honey im sorry i forgot to take the trash out, i will do it now, please get off my ass!"

get off my ass by steveocanadian September 13, 2011

Pull it out of my ass 

When you have no time, are unprepared, or don't know what you're doing... You're pulling it out of your ass. Commonly used in situations where a person may have procrastinated or waited until the last minute to prepare anything, or is put in position where they must perform or answer questions on things they have no idea about.

My boss just came and asked me for a summary of customer info and I had to pull it out of my ass.

Pull it out of my ass by Kat Smith August 21, 2007

kiss my ass bitch 

a fun thing to say to people when they piss you off or you dont like them anyway. Adding the 'bitch' on to the end is for emphasizing the phrase, therefore giving it more strength and effect.

Trent Lott: Ah think thayt the Seperatist Parrty wuz a gooood thang!
Me: Kiss my ass bitch!

kiss my ass bitch by Ryan October 25, 2004