Mutually Assured Destruction

When a couple mutually decide at the same time to end a relationship with no chance of ever being in relationship with one another ever again. Basically Nuke with Salted Earth only both mutually agree and launch nukes with salted earth at the same time. Or in response to knowing a break up notice is approaching.

Kyle and Kimberly are not together; it was mutually assured destruction.

by Liberation Theology October 28, 2019

The Mutual

When two individuals masturbate with each other at the same time.

My roommate and I were watching porn and ended up doing the mutual.

I heard the guy in the stall next to me rubbing one out so joined in with the mutual.

by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017

mutant joey

a creature with a long face, nasty facial hair, loves allen iverson, and is afraid to bathe

whats wrong with that guy?
oh, hes just a mutant joey

by rowdybutsafelycorrupt69 April 30, 2009

mutard

Someone who is very grotesque in a appearance.

"Check that mutard."

by U.S. Census Board April 20, 2003

mutha trucker

"mutha trucker" is a bleeped out version of mother fucker.

Guy 1:"Who broke my car window?"
Guy 2:"Johnny"
Guy 1:"That stupid ass mutha trucker"
Guy 2:"We better jump him"

by Alana K November 7, 2007

Mutface

Australian slang for a face with 'mut-like' features - 'mut' being colloquial for vagina.

"...get outta here ya smelly mutfaced fuck!"

by Brenton976 July 14, 2008

Mutha'uckas

According to folk-comedy duo Flight of the Conchords, Mutha'uckas are people who " 'uck with your shi-", such as a racist fruit vendor, or people who work at the bank.

it can also be a thing, such as "mutha uckin rent"

1) I pay my mutha'uckin' rent fortnightly
Mutha'uckas at the bank trying to play me

2) The mutha'ucka runs a racist 'uckin' grocery
The mutha'ucka won't sell an apple to a Kiwi

by flippinrhymenocerous May 3, 2009