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butt musket

A butt musket is the art of eating whole meatballs and firing them out of your asshole.
Dinner was good lastnight marge but I've been firing the old butt musket all day.
by monkey spunkk December 8, 2010
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Serbian musket

To do a line of cocaine out of a furry Serbian's butthole while he/she uses his/her farting ability to propel more of the powdery substance into the user's nostrils.
coke user: "I'd like to combine my love of cocaine with the smell of a breezy fart."

Serb: "A Serbian musket should do the trick, let me rub my butthole a little bit so more coke can go inside."

coke user: Awesome.
by Muhmurphy February 10, 2008
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fudge musketeer

Lance says to his boyfriend "You are the BEST fudge musketeer to bareback me in a long time!"
by Fudge Musketeer August 2, 2006
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musketeers

four people that do everything together

see: losers with no friends
i love my musketeers.
by lindsay June 1, 2003
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musket rammer

The act of taking chewing Tobacco out of you bottom lip placing on a woman's asshole and ramming it in with your penis
I would totally do a musket rammer to your sister
by Good luck with that December 8, 2014
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Musket State

A state with highly restrictive gun control laws where, pretty much, the only firearm a law abiding citizen can own is a musket. This is in contrast to police, criminals, and terrorists who can possess whatever firearms they want.
You have to have a permit to even own a firearm even though the 2nd Amendment allows it. Assault rifles are off limits. You have to have a separate permit signed by the President of the United States to carry a firearm concealed. You can only carry seven rounds loaded in the weapon and cannot have a magazine exceeding ten rounds in capacity. You are better off just carrying a musket. You Sir, live in a Musket State!
by Bob D. Bomb March 30, 2015
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musketting

When you pack your dickhole full of peppers using a chopstick, and then you proceed to blow your load into a chick whilst yelling "FIRE EVERYTHING!!!".
Bro pass me those jalapeños, Imma do some musketting tonight.
by KeepItSleazy October 14, 2016
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