loading a musket

When you take a release fecal matter into a girl's vagina and shove it in with your penis.

Dude, I couldn't come over last night because I was busy loading a musket

by Pampowncake March 03, 2011

Three Musketeers

Three studs from Toronto from Asian descent very fly, with pimping game and undebatable swag. Commonly seen and recognized around in Toronto's nightlife areas or house parties where at times ends up being sausage fests.

"Tuan, Suvay and DK are the real three musketeers, they might take your girl!"

by Yang's Kitchen February 03, 2009

musket balling

When you're getting freaky and you let someone shove malted milk balls in your ass and push it further in with a twix bar.

So I found a hobo and a raccoon in a dumpster and the bum was musket balling the fuck out of him.

by I have the milkshakes July 24, 2015

3 musketeers

A candy bar filled with chocolate nougat. Tastes awful.

Who actually likes 3 Musketeers bars?

by Babby November 03, 2006

goo-musket

Slang term for 'Penis.'

Alternately, a derogatory term for a conservative republicunt.

Dude! Quit strokin' yer goo-musket and get out here!

-or-

Wow. Bill O'Reilly. What a total goo-musket.

by Queefbottom-Montlick MCMXLVII of Dimmerburgh-on-Th October 31, 2003

five musketeers

A group of five girls who say they will be friends forever,but two of them start moving away and ignore the other three because they become friends with the crazy 8. When the five musketeers see one another they act like nothing is wrong but they know that they are moving apart.the three remain friends but the two keep moving away and soon they will no longer be friends with the three.

The five musketeers will never last.

by Lucy teller March 23, 2016

kongo musket

when a man puts something in a womans mouth and fucks it down her throat with his dick

" ah man i gave this chick a kongo musket last night, she was gagging like crazy!

by craze495 November 21, 2009