Sewer Mule

1. an extremely unattractive female. 2. a female that is considered undesirable.

"This place is full of sewer mules! Where are all the hot women at?"

"No offense, but I wouldn't sleep with your sister last night because she is a sewer mule"

by ValleyMadness.com September 11, 2006

mule stain

A person, place or thing that causes extreme feelings of dislike or hatred.

My sister in law is such a fucking mule stain.

Or

My boss has no idea what the fuck he is doing. What a damn mule stain.

by yaaer of the mule May 18, 2013

Bareback mule

When you get a boner that won't go away, while going commando, and eventually rug burns the tip of your penis.

Q: did you hook up with that chick last night?

A: nah, all she did was dry hump me furiously. Gave me bareback mule.

by DeadWassmon January 16, 2022

mule dicking

Verb: To force or coerce an individual via violence, manipulation or other blatant means into a situation or action they find intensely undesirable. Browbeating, where the end result is always unpleasant for the recipient.

"Man, Mark is always mule dicking me into karaoke night, I hate karaoke night."

by Keegasaur July 23, 2014

kentucky mule

A cocktail

1 1/2 oz bourbon whiskey
fill with ginger beer
1 splash lime juice
ice

Bartender, can I get a kentucky mule?

by YoloSwagtron9000 January 23, 2014

Mule-ing

Giving out serious levels of banter and not giving a flying fuck who gets upset... all aboard the banter bus

40 years old and still mule-ing

by Sutty9 August 24, 2018

skinning that mule

Beating the crap outta your fuckin meat

“Ayo!!! Reed got caught skinning that mule”
“Ayyy!! Richard quit skinning that mule”

by RedSpade17 May 5, 2022