A process more "intimate" than the glass bottom boat. It involves releasing ones bodily waste through the anus on to the eye glasses of a loving admirer.
While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night.
While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night.
While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night. He loves it when I give him muddy windows. I'm Lee.
by Box May 06, 2004
by johny T. cuddler December 12, 2004
When a guy sticks his dick in an ass, takes it out and slaps the other person in the face, imitating a windmill
Steven: "MAN!! last night I gave a girl an extremely excellent muddy windmill... she loved it!"
Jack: "Sounds like fun! We should try it sometime"
Jack: "Sounds like fun! We should try it sometime"
by JuneauPankake February 07, 2010
An effeminate homosexual male bottom with poor anal hygiene who partially defecates during anal sex.
Lance is such a Muddy Mary. Every time I fuck his ass he whines like a school girl and stinks like an open asshole.
by Matt Whipple December 30, 2008
The term used to describe the act someone who works in a Lab testing peoples Faeces would engage in. Some more modern labs use little spades to transfer specimens, but this term is for the old fashion and hard core Labs.
by Jebusmoore October 19, 2007
The act of smearing poop on one's pubic hairs, then proceeding to have anal sex with a girl where the poop gets rubbed on her ass.
by jimmy jibberish November 16, 2007
by punkscum August 15, 2013