mattley

mattley is a good guy who is very intelligent e is good at mainly school and plays video games after is is done studying and mattleys are kinda hot shhh he always looks his name up on here and is disappointed because its not on here until now so hope this makes you happy mattley

i want a mattley

by emma stinngers May 15, 2018

Mottie

n. - nickname for "Martha"

Aunt Mottie is coming over to cook.

by "Cool Aaron" Taylor November 13, 2007

mettles

When you mix skittle and m&ms together and brain gets completely mindfucked because you don't know what you're eating.

I don't know man, I think I'm having a mettles.

by howwonderfoo September 25, 2015

MOOTLER MAMOOOOOOOOOOOMOOOOOO

A Chikin

w00t

by W00T October 21, 2003

Mittlekins

A girl who gives you a hand job while wearing mittens.

"Dude, that chick is such a mittlekins, my shit is chaffed."

by Jerf McDerby March 24, 2010

Motley Mash

A judo throw similar to the Horsey Hug done much the same way, e.g. wrapping the hands around the person's neck so you're hugging them. Then throwing the legs into the hug so the whole body is involved. This version of the throw was introduced by Mabel Motley, a character in a comic strip called "Motley's Crew" which no longer exists, 1976-2000. She has been known to use it on her husband, Mike.

Mabel: Whoah! I haven't done my judo in so long. I bet its time for a Motley Mash. (yelling for Mike) Mike, come here!

Mike: Hey! You're doing the Motley Mash, I see. Come on and give me a squeeze. (he hugs her with his legs)

Mabel: Wait, you didn't get your hands in there. Its not a Motley Mash yet. (she throws him) There!

Jim: Hey, I know judo. Can I play, too? (he picks Mabel up and throws her)

Mabel: Whoah, what a crush! You just gave me a Motley Mash. What belt are you at?

Jim: (laughing) 3rd kyu brown. I've been studying this for years. I do it on the Misses all the time. Man, me and wife Iris, we toss each other around like a rag doll. (yelling) Rear naked choke! (he throws Mike on the ground and does a rear naked choke)

Mabel: (screaming) This is one big judo bash, and it all started from the Motley Mash!

by Dusty's Baby Powder August 25, 2011

Mötley Crüe Effect

When a metal band begins their song,

and the instrumentals are perfect, but the lead singer’s vocals ruin the song.

Gosh I thought that band last night was going to be so good at first. Then the lead singer gave it the Mötley Crüe Effect and I wanted a refund.

by Beelzebitch November 2, 2021