Mort

Mort a large and repulsive bodily expulsion.

Don't go into the bathroom, I took a rather large mort.

by JD4455 December 22, 2021

Mort

A mort is someone that is unhygienic, a slut, a crack whore, everything bad all put into one,

A mort dosent care how she looks, how she dresses, who she hangs with & who she hangs out of!

The word mort is exactly like the word gronk! But mort is what you call females and gronk is for males!,

Its the worst thing to be called if your a female!

Guy1

Did she just scat the stem of your pipe?
Guy 2

Yea she’s a fucking Mort!!

Oi whos that scatt mort!

Oi bruv she’s the biggest fucking mort around!

by Inkdup Aussie March 13, 2024

Mort

A Jewish baby

Your such a mort

by Dylanpcmc October 6, 2016

mort._vr

Mort VR is a tiktoker who just recently made up his account, he doesn't really post that much, but when he does, it's kinda funny. You should definitely give him a follow

Look, it's mort._vr I should follow him

by Mort._vr April 16, 2022

Morting

absolutely slurpin on them dogs (aka toes), preferably with light, tropical music playing

Morting, verb
My uncle asked to mort me, this was his third offense.

by dinglebaka123 March 12, 2023

Mort

Is a term used for someone incredibly dumb who lacks life skills. They have a constant look of idiocy on their face and they may also look punchable since you spend most of your time trying to get them to understand you!

If you like repeating yourself speak to a mort. If you like loosing brain cells speak to a mort.

I had asked luca to bring the washing in so it didn’t get wet but instead he watered it with the hose and explained it needed a further rinse.. luca is such a mort, doesn’t do anything right.

by Anna wise January 29, 2022

Mort

A word someone would randomly say in a chat as to confuse someone

Me: Mort
My friend: what?

by Yeetus mcpeetus December 1, 2019