Morten

A guy that is totally awesome, and most likely have a boat, so awesome....

Dayum that guy is surely a Morten, look at that super yacht.

by huehuehuehuehuehueheuheuheu October 2, 2013

mortard

The combination of a moron and a retard.

Joe: I can't believe someone actually let Rebecca Black's song "Friday" air.

Jesse: The producer was a mortard.

by Khandali July 15, 2011

The Morten Anderson

Morten Anderson is an NFL kicker who has a facemask with one bar.

The Morten Anderson, or the One-Bar, is the act of placing your wang across a girl's mouth in the same fashion of the facemask. Bonus points for saying "Laces out, bitch!"

I gave her the old One-Bar last night.

Man I would like to give her the Morten Anderson.

by Paulie J. October 1, 2006

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"

1.Aragorn/stryder in the Lord of The Rings Trilogy
2.pretty damn hot for a old guy

Aragorn fought bravely against Saurons army at the battle of Helms Deep

by chikadee December 23, 2003

morte di fame

morte di fame mor-teh dee faa-meh
Italian word literally meaning "dying from starvation", but it is actually used as an insult towards someone who would do anything for money.

1. Why did Tony start selling that shit, is he morte di fame or something?

by Anthony T January 17, 2008

Mortal Kombatese

When typing something on chat or test related things, the hard c sound is replaced with k.

Chat Room:
Guy 1- I kan't believe that kancer killed my grandma
Guy 2- Why are you speaking in Mortal Kombatese?!!!

by Tag Xanatos Iradle July 28, 2009

Jizz Mortar

Action in which a male positions the angle of his penis in such a manner as to drop his jizz from above on an unsuspecting female.

I got my trajectory wrong when I tried to surprise attack your mom with a jizz mortar.

by Ramsus90 November 21, 2010