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"Ahhh, come on mate that has to be a Morrison!". As the bloke with the necklace of flowers around his neck and a hawaiian shirt on said that he was busy working all weekend.
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Me: Nah man that wasn't a girl that was a Goddess.
Person 1: Ah my bad bro who was she?
Me: The Goddess, her Royal Majesty, Jessica Morrison
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Person 1: Ah my bad bro who was she?
Me: The Goddess, her Royal Majesty, Jessica Morrison
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