Matthew Marmai

A boy. Looks like a rat. Not very good looking. Sometimes nightmares caused by him. Married to my friend. Thinks he’s awesome but when I’m reality he isn

Sarah: Who’s that kid wearing Gucci
Bob: Must be Matthew Marmai

by Maislin May 28, 2018

The Mermaid

My parents' old van. We called it the Mermaid

The Mermaid is gone now.

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover August 28, 2023

Marmadyke

a humongous lesbian; as comic strip canine marmaduke is a great dane, one of the lagest dog breeds.

-jesus look at the size of that one!
-oh and she's a total lez, look at those overalls.
-looks like we got ourselves a Marmadyke.

by Bum Stigity Bum June 13, 2011

Marmagooch

to share similar characteristics to a retarded walrus or a jar of mayonaise.

Chris is such a Marmagooch

by Eliza Claire Bible October 26, 2006

marmalized

damage, , destroy ,something from what it first was to resemble nothing

when you have an object, or food and you mess with it to the point that it is unrecognizible as the thing it was before .
so say you have a sandwich and you prod,pick and poke at it so that it does not look like anything, that means you have marmalized the sandwich.

by minniememouse121 April 25, 2010

A Mermaid

When a girl gives you a blow job and shes underwater and your legs are in the water

Dude she gave me a blow job while i was fishing. She just went underwater and pulled my pants down and sucked away.

Dude you got a mermaid you lucky bastard

by MMAGuido August 10, 2010

Ethel Merman

Unlike these lameass definitions above, one of the most talented Broadway actresses of all time. Normally referred to as "The Queen of Musicals"

Born January 8, 1908
Died February 16, 1984

Best known for her roles in Girl Crazy, Anything Goes, DuBarry Was a Lady, Annie Get Your Gun, and Gypsy

Married 4 times, all ended in divorce.

2 children, Robert and Ethel Levitt. The latter died of a drug overdose.

Merman died of a brain tumor.

When asked why she never spoke to her Gypsy co-star Sandra Church, Ethel Merman said, "Of course I talk to her! Every night after the curtain closes, I tell her to go fuck herself!"

by Janet Weiss August 25, 2005