A person who refrains from leaving the couch at a party due to extreme inebriation and/or social awkwardness.
by Noraa May 27, 2007
Get the couch mongermug. Someone who lives to suck men dry and lap up every last drop of cum and will never let any touch the floor
Nigga 1 " Damn nigga I was with dis skeez last night and she be a fiend for the jizz."
Nigga 2 "Damn nig how u got luck like dat my bitch be hatin it when i cum in her mouth."
Nigga 1 " Ya ma nig dat bitch be a cum monger."
Nigga 2 "Damn nig how u got luck like dat my bitch be hatin it when i cum in her mouth."
Nigga 1 " Ya ma nig dat bitch be a cum monger."
by Hooligans CG November 13, 2015
Get the cum mongermug. Similiar to whoemonger, however, instead of an attraction to prostitues the word describes a person who enjoys being surrounded by power, attention and self-imposed importance. They always strive for more attention and influence.
Person A: I'm not really sure who I want to vote for. I think Hillary Clinton is qualified to be the President, but I just don't like her.
Person B: Yeah, maybe she is qualified but she's a certified power monger. Power mongers never win.
Person B: Yeah, maybe she is qualified but she's a certified power monger. Power mongers never win.
by AcademyKP03 June 24, 2010
Get the power mongermug. These people are possibly the most annoying kinds of people that one can think of. Doom-mongers are people who go around ANYWHERE, in public, or on the internet, and make predictions of upcoming apocalyptic events, or try to prove a prediction as true for an upcoming disastrous event. This results in mass hysteria and makes many others mental or terrified of what may happen to the world. Some people may not believe in the words of what these clowns say, while others may due to the strong language the use to shock people into believing it.
Doom-monger- *arrives in a public area and starts talking*-
"The time is now.... The time is here.... the world will end as we know it and I will tell you how and why." "Experts say *blah blah blah...*"
Everyone else- *terrified* *start telling everyone else*
"The time is now.... The time is here.... the world will end as we know it and I will tell you how and why." "Experts say *blah blah blah...*"
Everyone else- *terrified* *start telling everyone else*
by FinklerZ November 7, 2015
Get the Doom-mongermug. n. someone who is not attractive yet posts really provacative pictures of themself all over their fucking myspace
"I knew that bitch was ugly, but after seeing her pic on myspace, I guess that ho monger is pretty damn stupid too"
by kiki rumslug July 16, 2008
Get the ho mongermug. by Zac January 7, 2005
Get the sex mongermug. Jackie:Fuck off, shit monger.
Salesman:But I'm selling douches.
Jackie:Go mong some more shit, shit monger.
Salesman:But I'm selling douches.
Jackie:Go mong some more shit, shit monger.
by anal douche September 14, 2003
Get the shit mongermug.