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Mobie

Serial ghoster, fixed on one person.

Guy or girl who you date. Once you start to express your feelings for them, they ghost you.

You don't understand, & eventually stop calling. When you've moved on, they call you again, all apologetic. You relax, and they ghost you again. Might happen a couple of times before you wise up.

It's an ego trip. They just want people to be calling them.
That girl is nothing but a Mobie. She's just stringing you along.
by WitmeisterGeneral April 6, 2024
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Moby Dick

A synonym for Alkyl Nitrates (Poppers), a drug notable for its reputation in the gay community.
"Yo Gregg, pass the drugs"

"You mean Moby Dick? Here you go!'
by ThisOneYokel April 19, 2018
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Mobi

Holder of small dick and brain.
Don't know how to satisfy women and probably the female partner need to teach.

Sad life, and pathetic. May live a short life.
He is mobi dic
by RealMeanings2022 July 23, 2022
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Moby Complex

A psychological complex rooted in the subconscious of all men that perpetually makes them insecure about the size of their penis, regardless of its size.
Named after the Moby Huge Dildo and first described by psychologist Charles Christopher White Jr.
"Why's your boyfriend acting so pissed off?"
"He has a Moby Complex."
by BakedPsychologist December 1, 2024
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Moby Dicked

When you swallow a dick while giving them a blow job, can't get it back out again, and die.
"He Moby dicked her. She couldn't breath but he didn't know until it was too late."
by SirZoby September 20, 2023
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Big moby

A three foot tall umm...Toy that may or may not make a woman or gay mane extremely open if you know what I mean.
OwO senpai shove the big moby in me ooohhhh oni chan kawaii *passes out*.
by Bill Cosby is watching December 17, 2019
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Moby The Dick

A pasty pale white racist who is disgusting example of a dad bod when they don’t have their shirt on.
Did you see the photo of Elon Musk? He looks like a Moby The Dick
by Toast.Jerviss July 19, 2022
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