Manstrual cycle

The only thing that can possibly explain what the fuck is wrong with him this time.

Holy shit, Philip, what are you upset about now? It must be your manstrual cycle making you all bat shit crazy again.

by Notyourgirl April 26, 2015

Menston

A small village in West Yorkshire. In fact so small, hardly anyone knows about it. The village has a park and that's about it. The Londis is a common refuge point for the mandem/group of chavs. Vapes are traded behind the shack by the Scouts hut in the park. Clarence Drive is full off posh twats with Volvos and Range Rovers. What ever you do, never go to Stocks Hill.

Mother: "Dearest daughter, would you be so kind as to run along to the Menston Londis and buy some gluten-free, non-dairy, no spelt essential bread. Watch out for the mandem though!"

Daughter: "Of course dear mama. I shall wear my Gucci tracksuit that daddy bought me and my Louis Vuitton handbag that daddy also bought me."

by Chav#453 March 3, 2018

Urb Mainstream

When a slang term has been around for a very long time, but you just remember that slang word today because it was the Urban Dictionary word of the day.

Tony: Yo, everybody is saying "Balls out". I remember back when me and homies used to say that. I guess now that it was word of the day it hit the Urb Mainstream.

John: (Shit this dude got me in Verbal handcuffs about this "Urb Mainstream")

by EdDiBono February 18, 2010

Manstincts

The basic manly instincts that every guy is born with. Such as being able to drive well or navigate through anything without asking directions.

Man 1: dude how did you get so good at driving?.... you just got your license yesterday.

Man 2: I dont know it must just be my manstincts.

by Joel amb January 12, 2009

Too Mainstream

Catchphrase used by pretentious douches to disregard anything slightly popular in an effort to feel unique and relevant while royally failing at both.

X: This song is good!
Y: It was good before everyone knew about it, now it's too mainstream.
X: Whatever.

by Tsukinckney June 11, 2011

Mainstream Pop

95% of it is shit. It takes the old pop genre, and shits it down a drain. This kind of "music" is aimed at the target audiences of teens and kids who don't appreciate other kinds of musics.

To a mainstream pop fan, anything that contains yelling or screaming is for emos who "cry in teh corner whill we give boys a head".

If you hear mainstream pop being played, destroy the device playing it and you'll save your sanity.

Justin Bieber - All of his songs
Lady Gaga - Again, all of her songs,
Jonas Brothers - Wannabe "rock" stars who plays pop "rock". Has NOTHING to do with actual rock or alternative rock.

ALL of those are mainstream pop

by Archer250 January 1, 2012

mainstream

A term used to describe when a "underground" genre of musical expression has been fully embraced by the public media through aggressive advertising (aka MTV). Following this phase, the style begins to rapidly plummet in popularity while the ravenous leeches and posers choose to find a new fad to gnaw upon.

During the "Golden Years" of a mainstream topic, the genre recieves praise in record numbers, often represented by record numbers of identity-free morons with nothing to make themselves "stand out". It gains brief immortality during this phase, with not enough love, and not enough hate to dislodge it.

Only when the "haters" prevail in larger numbers in proportion to fans will the death sentence of a genre be finalized.

Rap music still hasn't died because for a decade, it has worked secretly to poison the urban population with wife-beating lyrics and brain-damaging rhythmes, making a permanantly imprint on the inner-city folk.

Very devilish plan indeed...

by Chang Tan May 16, 2005