ming

the sound or act of a male moving his body forward and back, so that the penis and scrotum come in contact with the gooch and the happy path repeatedly.

Dan and Joe had a contest to see who could ming the loudest.

by Zachary Johnson June 30, 2008

ming

To move very rapidly, with great speed.

Derived from the sound a 125cc (or smaller) motorbike makes when you fully open the throttle - thus precipitating rapid acceleration followed by the sensation of great speed or ming(age).

Holy shit, that guy was minging it through town.

I minged it to work this morning because I'd get my ass kicked if I was late again.

Sorry but I've got to ming it, let's do lunch some time.

I was minging it until the goddamn 5-0 photographed my ass from on the motorway bridge.

by h00bie July 20, 2010

Ming

A complete dumbass in D.M.C.I. who thinks hez so good at everything....He smells like crap and seems to be in love with Hanna and Esther...who both rejected him...Acts extremely gay.

Ming: If i was a girl, would u go out with me?
Dimitri: WTF!!!

Ming: Esther, do u like me?
Esther (Faints)

Ming: I LOVE MEN

by The seeker of truth December 28, 2005

Minge

A sweaty STI filled Cum encrusted Vagina

Look at that manky old minge!

by Stephen Cooper May 6, 2004

minge

A Hairy Smelly evil monster , ready waiting iin the depths to eat your snake

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

Minge

A minge is a smelly disgusting vagina possibly smells like rotten eggs. If you are fucking a chick and smell rotten eggs run, run as far away as you can. If you get minge on your hand the only way to clean it off is with your tooth brush.

Minge is smelly and rotten

by Dmarti20 June 25, 2015

ming

ming generally describes someone who is a loser and into books and all things acedemic( goes to after school science and maths lessons ect just for fun) more than likely wears glasses, has greasy hair and spots and tucks in t-shirts ect

"OMG you bad ming stop reading the dictionary"

by B Hughes February 22, 2008