Mindert

Able to transform normal food into the most foul smelling shit you've ever smelled.

Don't go in there. It smells like Mindert.

by GaryDrost February 22, 2010

Manberger's Syndrome

Similar to Asperger's Syndrome (which is a developmental syndrome on the Autism Spectrum categorized by social difficulties, difficulties picking up on subtle social cues, expressing empathy, and typically having a special interest area). Manberger's applies to men who exhibit many of the symptoms of Asperger's, but do not actually fall on the Asperger's Spectrum. These men are often employed in fields like engineering and computer science, and cause many women eternal frustration.

Manberger's Syndrome symptoms include (but are not limited to): inability to understand how to comfort someone emotionally rather than just offering asinine "solutions" problems, difficulties expressing emotion other than anger, frustration, and neutral, difficulties expressing empathy, difficulties behaving considerately toward others, and obliviousness to the rich social and emotional subtleties and relational connections going on around them. These men might suggest that a woman marry them just for the health insurance (because obviously getting married is about nothing more than this) or say something like "It didn't occur to me to consider how you might feel if I ate all your leftovers."

by Banana07 November 22, 2011

Mine Bitch

BitchCoin is the best cryptocurrency available today

Hey dude, forget bitcoin. Mine bitch!

by NightFury97 May 11, 2018

Sea mine

When a male or female starts masturbating in the ocean.

Example 1: You guys go and enjoy your surfing. I'm just going to stay here and sea mine.

Example 2: I apologise, but this beach is closed to the public as there are too many sea mines.

by xSonic Hedgehog April 7, 2015

Tonights' numbers are mine

Said by a party goer to announce that they have everything they require to have a fantastic evening.

"Coming out?"
"Tonights' numbers are mine."

by Fuzzy May 23, 2003

string of mince

When ones clitoris protrudes out from ones vaginal flaps.

Dave:"Ah mate that lass lastnite had a proper hanging mot like?"

Leanne:"Eee man a string of mince everything should be nice a tucked away"

by Dr Obson November 10, 2007

Shamokin coal mine

When a kid from northern PA takes a shit on an ice cube tray freezes the shit then puts the cubes in a friend's asshole whilst trying to light the cubes like coal

Dominic got tired of Duncan's crap so he gave him a shamokin coal mine

by Culatr August 19, 2018