Person 1: I studied all night yesturday for this test!
Person 2: I give no fuckedy fucks
Person 1: I give no fucks about your fuckedy fucks
Narrator: fuck-o-meter, how many fucks were given?
Fuck-o-meter: I don’t give a fuck
*ZERO FUCKS GIVEN*
Person 2: I give no fuckedy fucks
Person 1: I give no fucks about your fuckedy fucks
Narrator: fuck-o-meter, how many fucks were given?
Fuck-o-meter: I don’t give a fuck
*ZERO FUCKS GIVEN*
fuck-o-meter is a meter that can go up your ass, and looking inside your brain for how many fucks your give
I DONT GIVE A FUCK
I DONT GIVE A FUCK
by Mr fucking fuck fuckedy fuck January 18, 2020
A device designed to measure maximum potential physical satisfaction for prospective sexual encounters--the approximation determined by combining pelvic thrust energy, frequency, member length, circumference and rigidity in the context of participant age and relationship duration.
*yikes!*
I'm so sorry baby, I don't care WHAT the thrust-o-meter says! just can't take somethin' THAT big...not today, not tomorrow. Ain't no way!!!
I'm so sorry baby, I don't care WHAT the thrust-o-meter says! just can't take somethin' THAT big...not today, not tomorrow. Ain't no way!!!
by YAWA December 01, 2018
The waving back and forth of a dog's tail. The speed of the tail is used to measure how happy the dog is. The faster the tail is wagging, the happier the dog.
by Janster July 06, 2013
Scale that lets you know how much swag you are oozing. Predetermined measurements let you know how much you "swag up" or "swag down"
"Dude I hooked up with three different girls last night"
"Let's check the swag-o-meter on that one: you have swaged up three levels"
"Let's check the swag-o-meter on that one: you have swaged up three levels"
by friendly ghost December 21, 2011
Leet-O-Meter
n.
The Leet-O-Meter is a way to keep track of "leet points" obtained through various acts of "leetness." "Leet points" may also be subtracted when the party performs any "non-leet" or "newbish" act. The greater the act of "leetness" or "newbish", the more points awarded or subtracted.
n.
The Leet-O-Meter is a way to keep track of "leet points" obtained through various acts of "leetness." "Leet points" may also be subtracted when the party performs any "non-leet" or "newbish" act. The greater the act of "leetness" or "newbish", the more points awarded or subtracted.
<kossy> im troo wasted to upgraed thjis kernel tonihgt.
<auxxy> -10000 leet points on the leet-o-meter
<auxxy> -10000 leet points on the leet-o-meter
by hackno December 30, 2005
A cock that is even smaller than an infamous millimeter peter; therefore, it will never see a pussy in its life.
by Big Daddy Kane June 25, 2004
by Chateau Debris March 20, 2008