Messy Bessy

A drama queen, someone who likes to start drama then move out of the way to see the reaction of all the mess they caused

That messy bessy knew that rumor wasn't true but she told it anyway

by Milesamill July 2, 2018

messy ass

Messy ass-when someone's ass is so flat that not even leggings make it look like they have a ass.

Did you see tori's messy ass.

by McChickenhasnoass666 November 17, 2016

Messy Grube

(origin: teutonic, germanic) the process of: filling your belly with mid-shelf liquor and greasy food; allowing the concoction to ferment in your gastric fluids for more than twenty-four hours; mounting a bucket with the intent to defile; defiling the bucket; and violating your unsuspecting concubine by force-feeding him/her the muddle immediately after he/she accepts your nut in his/her person.

Ex. Right after the Honorable Aldonquin Calhoon got porked to be damned, I, much to his dismay, bestowed upon him the infamous Messy Grube. After, I reveled in his cough, gag, and immediate death.

by Kristen Kellam January 12, 2005

Messy Slag

A woman that is particularly ugly and also "gets around" or is very promiscuous. Or simply one ugly bitch that takes all the dick.

OMG, you seen that messy slag over there, shes got 4 dicks in her mang!

by Raydome December 15, 2008

messy peepers

when somebody's eyes are abit dodgy and have a tendency to wander off when your talking to them

"dude im over here, thats a fucking tree, you need to get those messy peepers sorted man!"

by MadmanJ June 6, 2009

Messy Clam Sandwich

When you eat a super wet pussy and get clam juice all over your face

Dude should have shaved before he had that Messy Clam Sandwich, now everyone knows

by dookieheaddyfreddy December 18, 2011

Messy Pigeon

Standing up on the toilet lid and doing 1,s and 2's, usually they do not go in the toilet.
The whole area, including the walls, floor and the toilet itself should be covered in waste so it is advisable thtat you don't do it in your own home.
It is often done on purpose to get back at someone.

"That Kane was sporking your girlfriend".
"That Justin Bieber! I am so going to do the biggest Messy Pigeon the world has ever seen at his place!"

by Wane karr November 6, 2011