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merfyz

The legendary autistic League of Legends player who has terrible sense of gaming and humor. It is a known fact that Merfyzitis, a deadly disease that infects thousands of people everyday, was started by Merfyz, just like the name suggests. Every single person who has met Merfyz in a game has lost their game, and fell into a huge losing streak for a month. This was later named, "The Merfyz Phenomenon".
The legend has it that during Season 4, SKT Faker, Piglet, Poohmandu, and Bengi once queued up together. and met Merfyz. They couldn't carry her. Later that year, they fell into a huge slump, failing to participate in the World Championship 2014.
by dennytale January 7, 2017
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Mercy selfie

When a celebrity asks if you want to take a photo and you don’t want to hurt his/her feelings.
Ben asked if I wanted to take a picture with him. The thought hadn’t even crossed my mind but I wanted to be polite so I took two mercy selfies with him.
by Caligirllite September 6, 2018
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Merman Theory

a theory that a man, no matter how unattractive he may seem at first, he will eventually look beautiful to you if you see him every day all day.

Based on the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermen.
Alexa: omg Cody is kind of a badass.

Anya: Are you nuts?! He's no Khal Drogo or Jason Mamoa. It's probably just Merman Theory. You guys work every shift together at the hospital.
by Childish Bambino October 20, 2018
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Angry Mermaid

This is a sexual act involving cumming on the insides of a girl ankles. Then proceed to push the feet together until they stick. When this is completed and both feet are stuck together slap her in the face and throw seaweed at her. This should give her the appereance of an angry mermaid
John: Hey man i angry mermaided this bitches ass last night
Gary: No way man! whered you get the seaweed?
John: Your momma gave it to me after I Boned her!
by Goatse King December 18, 2009
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Mermal

A chubby beagle that enjoys kibble omelettes.
My neighbors dog Mia is a mermal.
by K.N. October 2, 2006
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Our Lady of Mercy Academy

An all girls high school in Syosset, New York. IT IS A CULT!!!!
by meg06 October 20, 2018
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Mermaid

A legendary sea creature having the upper torso of a gorgeous woman and, from waist down, the tail of either:

A. A whale
B. A dolphin
C. A fish
or
D. Any other sea creature.

Mermaid sightings have been popular throughout the centuries. Some time ago in the 1800's, a fisherman reportedly caught sight of some sort of creature in the sea, having the upper torso of a woman with long brown hair and a white tail speckled with black. Around the 1890's, two women drying seaweed on the ocean shore found a childlike female creature naked and playing along the shores. Days later, the child's body was found washed up on shore. She looked to be about four years of age, with pale skin and a developed chest, and what looked to be a salmon's tail from the waist down.

Mermaids have a very seductive nature, and almost always make love with sailors. No one knows they do this, but there is a theory that they are simply attempting to produce more of their species. When turned down on an offer of sex, though, the mermaid will be thrown into a fit of rage and slay the sailor who refused her pleasure.

See: temptress
I don't care what skeptics and scientists say. I believe mermaids exist.
by The Only Believer? December 28, 2005
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