mermaid

girl who only gives head and not sex

That girl's a mermaid she wouldn't fuck me

by nick fagle December 3, 2009

Fijian Mermaid

The act of using a tazer while in bed so that your partner flops around like a fish out of water, sort of like an electrically assisted donkey punch.

Dude, I was nailing Kim the other night and she wanted to try something different, so I pulled out the tazer and shocked her for a few seconds. She flopped around like a Fijian mermaid.

by Cochise79 July 16, 2006

Meryeil

Someone who always get cinnabon alot of times in just a week. "crazy and random" that person is very lucky.

Wow, you only missed your period once? You're so lucky Meryeil!

by the_so_called_ninja July 21, 2012

space mermaid

Mythological creatures typically seen after consuming mass amounts of delicious natty ice, also resulting in not laying the pipe one was very confident in at the begining of the night.

"Dude!" "spacemerms" "Holy shit bro, did you see that fucking space mermaid"?

by chillyfuckingwilly February 17, 2014

mermaid

A half-fish, half-human female who is very sexy and has a beautiful voice. Reminiscent of ancient Greek legends of Sirens or sea women who, with their sweet voices, would lure sailors to their deaths on rocky shores.

I met a hot mermaid chick who gave me the best blowjob I ever had.

by urban pervert June 10, 2003

Mermaid Effect

When a man/boy goes an extended period of no wanking, women grow hotter exponentially each day.

Based on the idea of sex-starved sailors who would see manatees frequently and eventually they began to see them as mermaids.

The mermaid effect totally kicked in when I was camping last week. That tree with the hole started looking pretty good by the end.

by In honor of Steven Wright April 25, 2012

memeing

The act of conversing entirely in the form of internet memes.

Kristy and myself were memeing all day at work!

We were memeing and hilarity ensued.

by Sythe Lunat September 24, 2013