Shawn Mendes

A homosexual man who is deep in the closet and dying to come out.

Me: you do you Shawn mendes

Friend: yea

Me: your gay we can’t be friends no more.

by #1hater101 October 28, 2023

mend a bone

To facilitate the docking of two penis' as a third party, assuming direct manual control.

"I can't come over and bake cookies after school, because I'm helping Raul and Giorgio mend a bone"

by captainbohemia August 21, 2019

Mending Book

A Mending Book is a rather useful item in Minecraft. Using said enchantment on a tool or weapon will make the tool/weapon automatically be repaired by a specific incremental amount when picking up Experience Points.
Alternatively: Something Grian will never get.

"The ocean provides, I know it does. That next book, I know it; I can feel that it will be mending!"
*It was not a mending book.*

by fishingrodfrenzy777 February 21, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>Mendes, menUdes, mendeS<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Mendes, menUdes, mendeS<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Mendes, menUdes, mendeS<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Shawn Mendes

Synonim with sugar

Me: hy do you like Shawn Mendes?
Person: who's sean mendez?
Me: you man have a really bitter life...

by Phoebe Jhonson June 6, 2017

mended

it is given to memes that are dead

wow this meme is so mended

by memdead.com/m/m/m August 30, 2020

Mending Babies

The act of fucking and/or making a baby.

We were mending babies so fucking good last night.

We mended babies and now I am due in 12 weeks.

by Burntchicken.nugget October 6, 2021