A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.

An example of this can be found with Adobe, when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.

Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it, perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.
I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)
by Louis Rossmann August 20, 2024
Get the R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience) mug.

mend a bone

To facilitate the docking of two penis' as a third party, assuming direct manual control.
"I can't come over and bake cookies after school, because I'm helping Raul and Giorgio mend a bone"
by captainbohemia August 21, 2019
Get the mend a bone mug.

mended

it is given to memes that are dead
wow this meme is so mended
by memdead.com/m/m/m August 30, 2020
Get the mended mug.

Wreck a mended

A girl who is really loose but still get fucked
Becky is a wreck a mended but even tho shes fucked so many people id still smash
by Og savage February 21, 2017
Get the Wreck a mended mug.

mend his ways

Improve one's behavior
Threatened with suspension, Jerry promised to mend his ways.
by Motanul13 October 30, 2015
Get the mend his ways mug.