The single most addicting game in the world, side effects are anti-sociality, fear of light, explodingpenisphobia, a fear of the Creeper, occasional dreams only in blocks and thinking Minecraft is real.
person1: I punched my refrigerator to get milk.
person2: You dumbass you know you need a bucket for milk
person3: Minecraft is not real you need a fucking cup for milk dumbasses!
person1,2: Um, We knew that
person2: You dumbass you know you need a bucket for milk
person3: Minecraft is not real you need a fucking cup for milk dumbasses!
person1,2: Um, We knew that
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1. Fear of light. Fear of darkness. Fear of noises that resemble bow-shooting. Fear of SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS noise. Urge to punch trees and animals.
When not playing, you're planning what you'd build next, what area of your MC world you'd go to explore, so on.
Plus, you dream (daydream, too) in blocks.
2. When you finally get sick of minecrafterbating and decide to get outside and roar! You're so proud of yourself you break the habit, you're telling all your friends you quit.
But no need for them to worry, this won't last long, soon you'll be back mining >:-
1. Fear of light. Fear of darkness. Fear of noises that resemble bow-shooting. Fear of SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS noise. Urge to punch trees and animals.
When not playing, you're planning what you'd build next, what area of your MC world you'd go to explore, so on.
Plus, you dream (daydream, too) in blocks.
2. When you finally get sick of minecrafterbating and decide to get outside and roar! You're so proud of yourself you break the habit, you're telling all your friends you quit.
But no need for them to worry, this won't last long, soon you'll be back mining >:-
1. A: man, we went to the field trip today. and there was that herd of sheep - grrrrrrrrrrrrrr, wat a waste of cloth! i soooooooo wanted to punch them!
B: IRL? XD
A: yeah
B: join the club, you have minecraft sickness)))
2.
A: alas, my friends, Ted won't join us at server tonight. he said he has a minecraft sickness ;)
B: oh, like, AGAIN? XD
B: IRL? XD
A: yeah
B: join the club, you have minecraft sickness)))
2.
A: alas, my friends, Ted won't join us at server tonight. he said he has a minecraft sickness ;)
B: oh, like, AGAIN? XD
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"goodbye georgia"
"she was the best minecraft dog you could afford to have"
"i cant believe she died. its all my fault"
"no its not she died trying to save you"
"it was my fault that she did that though."
"no its not"
"yes it is. I've been with her for 5 years since i started this game and now she's gone"
"but her memory will still live on"
"yes. yes it will"
"she was the best minecraft dog you could afford to have"
"i cant believe she died. its all my fault"
"no its not she died trying to save you"
"it was my fault that she did that though."
"no its not"
"yes it is. I've been with her for 5 years since i started this game and now she's gone"
"but her memory will still live on"
"yes. yes it will"
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