paper mache job

a term used to describe someone so ugly, too ugly even to be a paper bag job - their body is their only redeeming factor. to combat that ghastly predicament, the only suitable act is to create a paper mache mask of someone more attractive and stick it on her misshapen, scabby head so that you can make sweet fucklove.

Woman: You like me? Some guys think i'm ugly.

Man: Nah, your just a paper mache job.

Woman: Huh?

Man Nothing. (to bartender) Absinthe please.

by Raaaas May 12, 2008

Haku Machente

Means, "The Scorpion King has a tiny ding-a-ling!"

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

Mecha

Mecha- A synthetic or artificial creature or machine which is of generally humanoid or other form. An intelligent program of piece of code inhabiting or controlling a body is also known as a mecha, which is short for mechanical.

In the poorly produced A.I., which made a mockery of us AI programmers, the mecha known as David was abondoned by his mother, only to ressurect a copy of her in the distant future and watch her die after she falls asleep the first day of her new life.

by Nanite10.4 December 16, 2003

mech or mecha

Giant robot. Refers to humanoid types seen mostly in animé (Japanese cartoons) and Japanese games (i.e. Armored Core). Mechs/mecha can be anywhere from 30 to a few hundred feet tall and are usually pioleted by people. They can be used for many things, like constuction for example, but more often warfare.

The mech picked up the car and threw it at the V.I.P.

by Soul Shinobi October 2, 2003

mached out

Tired;spent. Worn out.

He spent many hours at the computer discovering various things but eventually like many web sufers simply mached out.

by Terrible Todd July 31, 2005

macheesemo

A manly man character that only cares about his body and women, with the exception that he is really a scumbag. Must be shirtless (or nude) at some piont. and have strange interactions with port-o-potties.

or;

a canned cheese mustache

OJ Briggs from Shabadelphia is macheesemo

by Don't you know February 5, 2008

McHenry, IL

A Northwest Suburb of Chicago, IL. Because of so many old people inhabiting this area, funding for the schools are consistently having their funding cut. Old people here hate any sort of education for young people because god forbid they have to pay an extra dollar in taxes. The old people here also hate teachers because they "make too much".

Newspaper: McHenry, IL Schools may have sports programs cut if ballot initiative does not go through.

Old Person: Kids don't need sports, they should be going to church, not playing sports. Also, the teachers make 50K a year, they should be doing it for free!!

by XxPANTHERxX November 13, 2011