mediterranean meatloaf bobber

the act of straddling your partners face and prairie dogging a solid piece of poop in and out of his/her mouth. While the partner is pleasuring the piece of poop oraly, the person straddling masturbates ferociously onto their partner's chest. this pleasurable technique is often difficult to do when the prairie dogging partner has diarrhea.

Judy was really pumped when Jim decided to give her a mediterranean meatloaf bobber. She was no longer excited when she discovered that he ate mexican food earlier that day.

by Tyler Kent O'Patty February 24, 2008

splitting meatloaf

When a girl decides to excrete her feces while wearing a thong, creating an image similar to meatloaf being split while being passed through a thin string.

Wow Elysia got too drunk the other night and splitting meatloaf all over the floor.

by Scooberto May 29, 2019

McKenzie Meatloaf

The application of raw ground beef and various sliced or minced vegetables to someone's ass crack (generally while passed out drunk), followed by redressing the victim, allowing the meat loaf to "bake" until the victim wakes up.

Man, I got so tired of stepping over Joe after he passed out Friday night I grabbed some meat from the fridge and started making a McKenzie Meatloaf in his ass. The whole party joined in!

by JW1985 January 6, 2011

Meatless Muff Diver

A man whose genitalia has underdeveloped forcing him to rigorously study the art of Muff Diving. He has perfected this act so well that any muff he touches will achieve extreme satisfaction beyond belief. To become a supreme meatless muff diver the person must commit to the dive and know that no muff can go undoven.

The meatless muff divers may sometimes perform actual intercourse but it is highly unlikely because most divers genitalia is so small that once the female's eyes gaze upon the meat they instantly become turned off due to its disturbingly small girth.

Charlie was born with a disturbingly small cock and was forced to become and Meatless Muff Diver.

Chris has studied for 5 years to become a Meatless Muff Diver, but has not even begun to scratch the surface of such a feat.

by Grinder100 October 12, 2009

meaty chomp

Over-used, abused, beat up, Chunk of loose, low hanging vagina. Resembles pork and gravy. A vagina that looks like chopped meat.

Did you hear that Haley has a meaty chomp?

by jimd October 31, 2007

Meatloaf

Slang term used for a woman's vagina. Pronounced with heavy emphasis on the word meat.

Rule of Thumb - its ok if it comes with ketchup already on the meatloaf but, never get meatloaf with gravy already on it. I put that white sausage gravy on it.

Teriyaki meatloaf -Asian girl
100% Black Angus meatloaf - red bone
Curry Meatloaf - Imported from Indian
Endless possibilities.

#ketchup=period #gravy=cum

(G.Oliver) Yo gurl lemme get that MEATloaf
(All girls in the club) Ok, G.Oliver
(Girls #1, 7, 66) mine comes with ketchup

by G.Oliver July 13, 2014

meatloaf juice

It is at the point when your mother reaches the point of utter obesity that she will perspire an abnormal liquid. Instead of sweat she will release a delectable substance that is leftover after making Meatloaf. This substance is known as meatloaf juice. See the wonderfully spoken Yo Mama show on MTV for more details. There is a young African American on the show who was very proud of himself for making this word up and using it in his joke, I suggest we all support him because he might be mentally retarded. Thank You.

"Yo mama so fat...that when she sweat...she sweat like............MEATLOAF JUICE."

by WESTLAX41 May 11, 2006