McBrawl

A brawl or fight that takes place inside of a McDonald's or other chain fast-food restaurant.

Did you see that Youtube video of the latest "McBrawl?" There were 4 people squaring off. McNuggets everywhere!

by freedompress May 17, 2015

McCranked

The point in the night where you no longer care if your words make sense. If "drunk" were a food at McDonalds, it would be called a McCrank.

Lemme git an order of McCranks with a side of fries.

"Oh wow I don't remember leaving that voicemail. I must have been McCranked"

by judysnacks May 9, 2018

Shattered McCrank

when a thin layer of shit is crusted on your asshole. As the day progresses, the shit hardens and shatters like glass.

AC forget to wipe, so at the end of the day, she got a shattered mccrank.

by bah like one dick print? June 4, 2012

Trippin' McGraw

Trippin' balls on acid while listening to Tim McGraw.

Gary's been Trippin' McGraw all day. He ate seven tabs at noon and now he won't stop listening to Tim McGraw.

by Perv Tycoon March 21, 2014

bert mccracken

Forget humping his leg!!! Shoot, OMG Bert I'd VIOLATE YOU! ::AAhh::I'm gunna go see him AGAIN on the 23rd of September. So hopefully I do get a chance to VIOLATE him. Girls back away... he's mine!!!!!!!!! ::WINK::

I wanna F*** Bert McCracken!

by Jennifer September 12, 2003

Dirty McCracken

An alcoholic beverage consisting of equal parts whiskey, cola, and olive juice. Popular throughout Minnesota and certain parts of California.

Courtney becomes a lot more friendly with a couple Dirty McCrackens in her.

by grayduck37 October 29, 2006

Bert McCracken

Greaseball, Antishower. His hair is so dirty its naturally dreading.

bert mccracken Smells good.

by tara2938485738919249 September 7, 2008