Skip to main content

mature mom

Basically a synonym for milf. Can also be used in association with cougar.
Jack: That chick in the porno is a mature mom man.
Tim: For real bro, I wish I could tap that milf.
by mac2 September 21, 2009
mugGet the mature mom mug.

pre-mature ejaculation

Pre-mature ejaculation is when you fire you're load before you finish you're climax. The BITCH AIN'T SATISFIED
TCHU was banging a hot girl and he started to Pre-mature ejaculation before he whipped his pants off
by P.HONGG September 18, 2008
mugGet the pre-mature ejaculation mug.
Related Words
Matud mature maturity maud matsudasgf_ Matus matador Matua MATUMBO matúš

Mátús

Mátús is a handsome person who has friends who aren't wise and always make jokes about him because they are jealous of him. Matus also means handsome boy, the best in bed, kind and sometimes acts serious. If Mátús is used to name someone there is a 'Y' at the end of the name.
Omg he's so Mátúsy!
by The-Handsome-One1 April 29, 2019
mugGet the Mátús mug.

Mature Palate

A taste too refined for the common folk. Commonly finds food "rather bland" or "quite dull." The possessor of a mature palate would rather not waste his precious time eating normal food, as his tastes require that he drop upwards of a half-benjamin for such delicacies as frog legs and wild boar. the owner of a mature palate may also enjoy other things such as online shopping at Pottery Barn, coloring, or eating cum.
I believe you are in a state of jealousy of my mature palate.
by SlootersDough May 11, 2010
mugGet the Mature Palate mug.

MattDaddy

taken from the reference to MacDaddy, which he isn't. MattDaddy is a blogger who talks about his kids, being a father/husband, technical stuff, and the Boston Redsox
A MattDaddy is someone who is devoted to his family, a good father, and a good enough husband for the wife to tolerate his sorry stinkin butt.
by ravensensei January 20, 2009
mugGet the MattDaddy mug.

matuchize

Named for a regular person made famous for placing bar tabs and restaurant checks on a credit card in order to raise capital for the evening, thus avoiding any ATM or cash advance fees.
I need some beer money for the night...Imma hafta matuchize this pizza bill. Or - Imma matuchize our lapdances so I gots tips for the stage.
by vic holiday March 26, 2009
mugGet the matuchize mug.

Maturest

"That girl is the maturest girl I ever did lay on."
by Ballzy10 February 9, 2010
mugGet the Maturest mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email