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jort mathijssen

He is a beauty the best person in the world. He looks like he Just came from heaven. Every girl likes him but hé only likes 1 girl Anna.
I'm in love with Jort Mathijssen or as i say it i'm in love with God.
by Jort lekker ding October 26, 2017
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mattijs

Mattijs
One who is butthurt and/or causes others to become butthurt.

or

A police officer
"Dude, stop being so Mattijs right now."

"Sorry dude, my bad, I'm Mattijs"

"Slow down there's a Mattijs over there and you're going 10 over the speed limit"

"Dude, put the blunt down, we're about to drive past a Mattijs"
by Manbearpig297 November 11, 2014
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mathias

there's only one guy that wears this name.
He has a huge dick and massive balls and are very gentle when it comes to ladies.

he is also a good guy when it comes to friendship. but when all know the only reason he has friends is cause they wanna suck his gigantic dick.
-Do you know who is the best pornstar?
-of course i do... Mathias and his huge cock. he always makes his partner lick his massive balls.
by TjockiZMatte December 5, 2016
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Mathias Harket Birkeland

Mathias is the coolest guy you will ever see. If he gets too cool throw some money at him and he will disappear instantly. If anyone says he is not the most powerful man in the world you should eat them for lunch.
How will be the new ruler of the world?
-Mathias Harket Birkeland
by Mathias Harket Birkeland February 8, 2017
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mathias bjørnbak

A soon to be bald fuckboy who works out a lot
by Lauefar April 6, 2017
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mathias ree

Mathias Ree is an amazing person! He's loving, caring and protective. He will never fail to show his love for you. He likes hugging you and can get jealous easily and is extremely hard not to love. You'll never find someone like Mathias
Girl 1: Urgh I just want a loyal boyfriend. Someone like Mathias Ree
Girl 2: Yeah he's amazing! Everyone wants him
by ImLovinIt2 December 5, 2017
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Mathism

Mathism is a new art movement originated by Lena Hades. Matism was founded upon the pure idea of knowledge based on science and art.
"And thus we shall cut off the ‘super’ = ‘supre’ prefix! We shall call ourselves just MATHISTS, and that what we create – MATHISM"

"SUPREMATISM was good by its declaration, but not in the sense of an ‘explanation’, but more in terms of declaring the position. And that’s it. SUPREMATISM is merely a shadow of the arrow fired into the future, called the Scientific knowledge.

What super-cognition are we talking about, when the boundaries of just cognition itself have not yet been defined?

And thus we shall cut off the ‘super’ = ‘supre’ prefix! We shall call ourselves just MATHISTS, and that what we create – MATHISM".
by Basil Fool for Christ December 13, 2017
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