Masterhate

The act of masterbating because you hate yourself. The desire to masterbate due to self loathing. The self love equivalent of "hate fucking".

I was so ashamed that I lost my job that I went home and masterhated.

by JSteezy83 April 1, 2013

masterbatory scheming

The act of plotting secret masturbation acts from those around you or living with you.

"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"

"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"

by Hylindar September 2, 2014

masterbation realization

Just after you nut where you go
"Wow this girl I just jacked off to is real nasty." Or where you loose complete sexual interest after you bust.

You- Fuck me this chick is sucking that dick so good.

You post nut- Man wtf this chick is nasty and the concept of porn is fucked up, I mean I'm getting off to someone getting off wtf man I just had a
"Masterbation Realization".

by Brewski Jones June 5, 2017

Masternater

A person who looks busy while the boss is around but does little to nothing otherwise.

Here comes Masternater, looking busy again, at least till the boss leaves.

by Jimnycrackcorn April 15, 2019

Masturbatedlookinass fishass Lookin Head

A rare insult; not only is it dutifully insulting, but the person you use it against will have no time to think of a comeback.

"You stupid!"
"Shut yo fuck you up you lookin like a Masturbatedlookinass fishass Lookin Head."
"Fuck you said?"
"Yeah, Fuck you, I said!"

by Haguj March 28, 2020

Maskerbater

Someone who seemingly derives pleasure from mask mandates and will do anything and everything to make sure that not only they are masked, but every person in existence.

Dude to friend at work: Check out this maskerbater..she's buying 40 tins of cat food
Dude at work: yea she comes in every day to buy that many...just yesterday I saw her hiss at a man without a mask

by Lay's a ton January 22, 2022

i dont masturbate

a common phrase used by shy adolescents that most likely do masturbate but are obviously shy

"what the heck, i dont masturbate, thats so weird of you to think that"

"mk martha"

by bitchboysaga6969 January 25, 2021