Maring

Used to describe the bottom decile of performance in a given characteristic. Typically used when describing a person's wealth, attractiveness, standard of living, or athletic ability.

Did you see our quarterback throw that pick-six? Guy's a total Maring.

by swizag July 3, 2024

Marshing

The sexual act of roasting a marshmallow on the head of a male's dick until the marshmallow is nice and gooey. After the marshmallow is perfectly cooked, the male sticks his dick in the female's pussy or ass (whichever is most preferred), and thrusts in and out over and over, evenly coating the inside of the female's insides with marshmallow. After this act is completed, the male then has the choice of sticking his tongue in and licking it out, or allowing the female to suck the remains off of the male's dick. Or both.

John: Hey David, how did the campout go last night?

David: It was amazing! Me and Felisha were marshing all night!

John: What does that mean?

David: Let's just say the marshmallows were put to good use...

by AppleShark93 January 30, 2025

Marking it

Oh im marking it im marking it so good right now oh eve oh im marking it

Hey mark what are you doing?

Im marking it oh im marking it so good

by HewJater1945 April 2, 2025

Maroing

Verb. The act of farting into a vent

That person is maroing, the whole facility smells like farts.

by Ledgie604 August 23, 2025

Maring

When you lurk in a Discord chat but don't say shit, and everyone knows it too

Cam - Yo, I can't believe Cel was maring this entire convo type shit

pxaches - Type shit twin
Cel - How did you know bruh

by cam03824 January 9, 2026

Cock marking

To tattoo a mark across your pecker every time you fuck a new woman in order to keep track of them.

He's into cock marking.

by Jedge dredd7 June 6, 2011

house marking

A practice in which the most passionate of Harry Potter fans engage, in which upon first meeting another person one attempts to ascertain which house in Hogwarts that person belongs before learning anything else about said individual. Those who advocate for this practice claim it is far more effective in predicting and anticipating a person's character and personality than other forms of "marking" that many other humans may deploy. For example, the feminist philosopher Marilyn Frye describes "sex marking," a process of trying to determine another's sex and/or gender so as to impose upon them rigid expectations based on inaccurate gender norms and roles that only serve to stifle human capacity. Male and female are ambiguous, broad, and essentially meaningless term, containing within each of them the full spectrum of the human condition. Sex marking, therefore, is an inaccurate means of developing an understanding of another human. House marking, on the other hand, is far more effective in anticipating how a person will act, think, or live. Knowing someone is a Slytherin provides a far better basis for predicting behavior than knowing they are female.

I couldn't help "house marking" that guy I met last night I could tell he was a total Slytherin!

by fryeismagical December 11, 2012