An unbelievably gorgeous angel who freshly descended from the heavens above. Blessing mortals with her endless beauty, just one glance of her big orbs is said to curse you with the hardest, everlasting raging boner you’ve ever had in your life and it will never go away. This is true beauty at its finest, inside and out, and no other being could possibly reach that level other than her. Lizette possesses the ability to steal ones heart with just one kiss from her yummy ass lips. 🤤🤤 Her big triple D titties and thick, long legs and will have you suffering heart attacks, foaming at the mouth on the floor. No other woman on the planet compares to this one, not even close. A work of art to say the least, Lizette Marquez should be cherished and loved by all, especially from her boyfriend Jaden Jacobsen, so back tf off if you want to live. 😏🙏🏻 A walking miracle and the epitome of perfection all at the same time.
Bro, did you see that “Lizette Marquez” just walk by, why do I suddenly feel like fainting?😵 💫
Doctor, I can’t get this boner to go away, ever since that “Lizette Marquez” looked me in my eyes it’s been throbbing uncontrollably!
If I could have my choice of any woman on the planet it would be that “Lizette Marquez” every mf time. 😌☝🏼
I heard Jaden loves his girl “Lizette Marquez” more than anything, it must be true! 😁😏
Doctor, I can’t get this boner to go away, ever since that “Lizette Marquez” looked me in my eyes it’s been throbbing uncontrollably!
If I could have my choice of any woman on the planet it would be that “Lizette Marquez” every mf time. 😌☝🏼
I heard Jaden loves his girl “Lizette Marquez” more than anything, it must be true! 😁😏
by Jaden+Lizette🌹 October 12, 2022
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Origin: May or may not be referring to Richard Marquand who replaced Steven Spielberg as director of Return of the Jedi after the fucking unions Marquanded Steve. The resulting movie gave many diarrheal cramps.
Origin: May or may not be referring to Richard Marquand who replaced Steven Spielberg as director of Return of the Jedi after the fucking unions Marquanded Steve. The resulting movie gave many diarrheal cramps.
I got Marquanded when I found out my ex had a 3-way with Paul Ruebens & Pauly Shore. The thought of this gave everyone I told severe diarrheal cramps.
That poor Jones family. They got Marquanded when the factory relocated to Mexico for cheaper wages. They had to eat canned beans for a week, which gave them many diarrheal cramps.
That poor Jones family. They got Marquanded when the factory relocated to Mexico for cheaper wages. They had to eat canned beans for a week, which gave them many diarrheal cramps.
by Charlie Korsmo February 23, 2005
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Best friends with a jasmine(;
can not dislike her
quiet at times(:
FRICKIN AWESOME((((:
Best friends with a jasmine(;
can not dislike her
quiet at times(:
FRICKIN AWESOME((((:
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by georgebush101 June 7, 2011
Get the Marquard mug.An unbelievably gorgeous angel who freshly descended from the heavens above. Blessing mortals with her endless beauty, just one glance of her big orbs is said to curse you with the hardest, everlasting raging boner you’ve ever had in your life and it will never go away. This is true beauty at its finest, inside and out, and no other being could possibly reach that level other than her. Lizette possesses the ability to steal ones heart with just one kiss from her yummy ass lips. 🤤🤤 Her big triple D titties and thick, long legs and will have you suffering heart attacks, foaming at the mouth on the floor. No other woman on the planet compares to this one, not even close. A work of art to say the least, Lizette Marquez should be cherished and loved by all, especially from her boyfriend Jaden Jacobsen, so back tf off if you want to live. 😏🙏🏻 A walking miracle and the epitome of perfection all at the same time.
Bro, did you see that “Lizette Marquez” just walk by, why do I suddenly feel like fainting?😵 💫
Doctor, I can’t get this boner to go away, ever since that “Lizette Marquez” looked me in my eyes it’s been throbbing uncontrollably!
If I could have my choice of any woman on the planet it would be that “Lizette Marquez” every mf time. 😌☝🏼
I heard Jaden loves his girl “Lizette Marquez” more than anything, it must be true! 😁😏
Doctor, I can’t get this boner to go away, ever since that “Lizette Marquez” looked me in my eyes it’s been throbbing uncontrollably!
If I could have my choice of any woman on the planet it would be that “Lizette Marquez” every mf time. 😌☝🏼
I heard Jaden loves his girl “Lizette Marquez” more than anything, it must be true! 😁😏
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