morning marble

The female equivalent of morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris.

Friend 1: The GF woke me up today by straddling my face.

Friend 2: She must have had a bad case of morning marble

by alfalfa31 March 22, 2016

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polishing the marble

Dancing with extraordinary grace, skill, style and/or speed. Used in reference to folk dancing of the Mediterranean region of Europe, primarily that of Greece and Ancient Greece, including Pontos and Asia Minor.

Look at Dimitri's exceptional footwork, he is polishing the marble.

by Fotis_M July 20, 2011

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Bronx marble

Common term for cheap linoleum or plastic tile.

My old lady's kitchen up on Webster Avenue was covered with the crappiest Bronx marble.

by The Digital Hairshirt May 23, 2008

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Old Marble Statue

When a man ties a girl to a chair and then pours a bag of semen that he has collected all over her face and body. Then he leaves her in a closet to let the semen dry. Then, if executed correctly, the girl should resemble an old marble statue.

"Ah man I have been saving this bag of semen for so long. I can't wait to do the Old Marble Statue with my girl."

"Just remember not to leave her in the closet for too long because then she will start to turn yellow and the majesticness of the marble statue is ruined."

by diarrhea mouth? January 5, 2010

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Morning Marble

The female analog to morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris. Usually results in the morning rape of her significant other, or some random passer-by.

Woke up with morning marble today... surprised the shit out of the mailman.

by alfalfa31 January 30, 2016

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