maniniyot

maniniyot is a bisayan word for a photographer in philippines .

A maniniyot took me a pictorial.

by jokerph August 7, 2018

7 for all mankind

very expensive and cute jeans ranging from 90-200 dollars

Girl 1: Wow are those the new sevens?
Girl 2: Yeah i bought them yesterday!
Girl 1: Woah how much were they?
Girl 2: ummm around 165...
Girl 1: not bad!!

by britt May 13, 2005

Maninder

Very rare species. Most known for having optimum sexual performance within the animal kingdom. Extremely attractive. There bodies are reputed for motivating the work of Michelangelo's famous sculptures of many Greek Gods. Approach with EXTREME caution, for if eye contact alone with this species will make a female species lose her virginity instantaneously. Since the prehistoric era, scientists have found evidence of "Maninders" having had numerous amounts of female partners at once, which would explain their extreme attractiveness towards the opposite sex.

A study done in 2010 discovered that 9/10 of the "possible" Maninders are most likely imposters and con artists pretending to be a "Maninder". There is simply one sign to look for that will determine if an actual "Maninder" has been spotted. If he speaks fluent English, his last name is Parmar and looks at you in a flirtatious way while licking his lips and his eyes seem to be staring into a distance while being slightly closed due to the sun being in his eyes. Do not be alarmed. For he is the real-deal, and is most likely staring at something extravagantly more prettier and curvaceous than you. Please refer to your nearest local library for more information about this fascinating species.

Controversy: Controversy struck in 1967 when famous Bodybuilder "Arnold Schwarzenegger" was accused of injecting the hormones of a "Maninder" to help win his first IFBB Mr.Olympia Competition held in New York City. These claims later proved to be true, as even today, the "Maninder" hormones are constantly being sold throughout the black market as a "rare illegal substance", coined by ALL States of Athletic Commissions and also the Universal Drug Administration of Sports and Recreation.

Chairman of "Ban Against Performance Enhancing-Drugs" Owen Jackson says: "These hormones are very powerful, your talking about hormones coming from "Maninders" are you kidding me? Theres a reason this animal has the nuts bigger than an elephants, hes what steroids are f*ckin made from.

Jealous Female Model: So I heard you saw a Maninder?

Clingy Female Supermodel: Yeah I already named my soon to be child after him.

Group of Fitness models//Supermodels//Miss Universes//Hollywood/Bollywood actresses: Thats what she said.

by sexyluly4u November 21, 2011

Pac Manning

The act of driving your car directly down the center of the road going over the white stripes in the middle of the road, while making the classic pac man noise

Quit Pac Manning! There is a car coming!

by Joey Z June 2, 2007

Ernest Manning

A badass, getto high school in calgary alberta canada

to be demolished in 2012 and relocated in to a snobby rich district

Paul: did you hear about that kid who broke into Ernest Manning high school with a gun?

frank:yea........ so?

by nibblerfish October 20, 2009

manningsarmy

ManningsArmy was one of the great NFL message board posers. For years, people on Colts messageboards debated over whether he was a Colts fan who was simply a pessimist (and afraid of the Pats), or was actually a Pats fan. It was a closely guarded secret that he was in fact the legendary troll PatsR.

A quote by Manningsarmy: "I get loose stools just thinking about what will happen when my Colts have to face those pesky Patriots once again."

by ChowdaHead August 7, 2007

Maazin

Someone who is kind and will always be available to help you.

I was sad the other day but I just talked to Maazin and then I became happier

by ♾ October 7, 2019