Maggie

Great girlfriend, Really hilarious and sweet, always there for you. Wild, obnoxious, Boy-crazy, Best friend, never gets old.

I Love my girlfriend Maggie, shes such an oddball.

by whatahottie April 6, 2009

Maggotry

An ancient time-honored form of love-making whereby one partner ('the Maggot') consumes (ingests) the bodily excretions, effluvia, ejacula, infectious discharge or waste by products of the other partner ('the Host'). Traditionally, the Maggot will have his or her hands and legs bound, will propel him or herself in a wriggling type motion and will suckle the anus, vagina, penis, other orifices or open infectious wounds of the Host in order to demonstrate devotion, love, respect and tenderness towards the Host. These actions of the Maggot are referred to in the community (known informally as 'the Maggot Tree') as 'Maggoting'.

There are sub-specialties within Maggotry. Some partners engage in Traditional Maggotry and limit consumption to the Host's infected wounds (such as bedsores, boils and infected surgical incisions). Others engage in Sexual Maggotry which focuses more on the ingestion of the secretions, waste and ejacula of the Host's anus and sexual organs. Still others prefer Neo-Maggotry (treated with derision in the Maggotry world) where the Maggot will eat food products (most usually ice cream or peanut butter) out of the Host's anus.

I saw Scott hungrily suckling on Sarah's pus-filled bedsore. They must be into Maggotry.

by A Devotee of Maggotry May 10, 2011

Maggie

Maggies are nice and down to earth. She will keep your secrets even from the people she's close to, but she might have some secrets of her own. She's sincere and hates the suffering of others because she knows real pain. When you first meet Maggies they might seem like the shy scene girl, but when you get to know them they're crazy. They're always smiling even if they're breaking inside. If people tell them they're pretty they will deny it because they really don't see it. They might have/want some tattoos or piercings and hate it when people judge them for it. Maggies are short with naturally brown hair, but they may secretly or not so secretly want to change it. She only sees her flaws and can't understand why people like her. She might seem sweet, but if you get on her bad side she'll destroy you. She's a loyal friend, but is always scared that her friends secretly hate her. Maggies are easily hurt and even the tiniest insult can shatter what little confidence she has. She won't let anyone know if she's suffering and will cry in the shower or at night so no one can hear her. Even if she wants to ask for help she won't because she is terrified of what people think and that the people she love will leave her. It is common for Maggies to have low self-esteem and be very insecure. She gets good grades, but doesn't think she's smart. She will apologize way too much even for the stupidest things.

Emily: I can't believe you're friends with Maggie, she's such a freak. She doesn't even like Justin Bieber, and do you see what she wears it's always some weird band shirt.

Abby: So? She's nice, and isn't a huge backstabber like a ton of other people.

Emily: I heard she cuts herself though.

Abby: Well no one's perfect. And do you know she cuts or are you just stereotyping her.

Emily: It'd hard not too she has purple hair and a pierced lip and eyebrow. Why are you defending her?!?

Abby: Because she's my friend.

Emily: Ugh! (Storms off)

Maggie: (Standing around the corner and hears everything) *Thinks* She actually cares.

by MyImmortal123 July 7, 2012

maggot

Baby fly

A maggot ( larva)

was growing up.

by JulianDB January 2, 2017

magi wank

the art of pleasuring oneself without the use of pornography, hence just imagination.

whoah that girl is hot, i'm gunna have a magi wank over her tonight

by scallum November 23, 2006

maggie moons

A mission in which you press your bare ass up against the window of your local Maggie Moo's, stunning the employees, then jump in a car as your friend quickly drives off.

Contarlo, Operation "Maggie Moons" was a success tonight!

by Steven R. November 22, 2007

maggs kent

An upgraded version of mad cunt. Originated in Australia and was named after a person who has all the characteristics of a mad cunt, but brings more to the table. A maggs kent is a person who is extremely well-liked and has a large following. Usually has a large penis and gets all the ladies. Is now the highest possible praise you can denote to someone.

mike: "hey man, did you meet bob last night at that party?"

hunt: "nah i didnt why?"

mike: "oi he is a maggs kent, il introduce you to him sometime"

by lamm October 19, 2008