mountain money 

Toilet paper. Bumf. Bumfodder. Arse wipe.

You would know why if you were out in the mountains and didn't have any.

Don't forget to bring the mountain money.

mountain money by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

Mountain Dew 

A drink, gave to man as a gift from God himself. Known commonly as what Jesus died for. Has been produced in 6 flavors- Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew : Code Red, Mountain Dew : LiveWire, Mountain Dew : Baja Blast, Mountain Dew : Pitch Black, and Mountain Dew : Pitch Black II. Better than sexual intercourse. Seriously, its that good. Do The DEW!

"Do The Dew!" (Right now damn it!)

"I just jizzed everywhere!"
"Whoa! Do you have another can of Mountain Dew?"

"I can't feel my legs!"
"Why?"
"I just had sex while drinking a Mountain Dew"

Mountain Dew by InJecTeD_MeTaL November 5, 2005

Mountain View Middle School. 

A normal middle school with a great band program. The main administration (mainly the vice principals) are very uptight and have lots of stupid rules. You WILL get In School Suspension, most likely for a stupid reason. Note: The admin always takes the girl's side.

Mountain View Middle School.

Mountain View Middle School. by k-ven w. October 11, 2008

mountain lakes 

mountain lakes is in new jersey not new york, dumb ass

mountain lakes, new jersey

mountain lakes by kristi April 5, 2005

mountain williams 

adj. meaning not a hillbilly or a redneck anymore, yet to me the term itself screams redneck.

Moved past the point of being white-trash hillbilly

"We had gotten end-tables and lamps for our new couch, we were feeling like mountain williams."

mountain williams by Krucify April 26, 2006

Mountain Brew 

A ghetto alternative to alcohol-containing energy drinks; Made by mixing Mountain Dew with High Gravity Malt Liquor (such as Steel Reserve, for example)

Yo, fuck that Tilt shit, I'm gonna sip some Mountain Brew and blast Master P records on the porch, son.

Mountain Brew by Tippin44s April 4, 2007

mountain dew cum 

a guy who pisses while he cums because of a rare disorder

"bob has mountain dew cum so i wouldnt fuck him"

mountain dew cum by dikhed September 12, 2009