by CURNICNLGEE August 1, 2023
Get the mortismug. a stupid word nobody understands. shouldnt be on card against insanity who tf would know that whoever made it up is dumb as fuck
by cumdumpstur November 19, 2022
Get the rigor mortismug. Also known as C-Rig. It is a mid-sex climactic phenomenon in which a participant reaches orgasm while incurring a series of pleasurable, voluntary, and yet debilitating full body muscular contractions.
The sweet young thing went full climactic rigor mortis on me. I almost had to give her a mouth piece.
by Lord of Thirst January 31, 2020
Get the climactic rigor mortismug. by b3zji October 5, 2020
Get the strawberry mortymug. (my-crow-more-tiss (noun) -
When the food you nuked to save time has become stiff, tough and almost unpallatable. This is especially common with bread or meat.
Example - ''Little Timmy's pizza now has Micromortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had he paid attention to the timer on his microwave oven, then perhaps he would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy , dried out cheese.
It was the last piece left...
Don't be like Timmy!
(Disclaimer - Timmy is not a real person)
When the food you nuked to save time has become stiff, tough and almost unpallatable. This is especially common with bread or meat.
Example - ''Little Timmy's pizza now has Micromortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had he paid attention to the timer on his microwave oven, then perhaps he would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy , dried out cheese.
It was the last piece left...
Don't be like Timmy!
(Disclaimer - Timmy is not a real person)
Example - Your pizza now has Micro-mortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had you paid attention to the timer on the microwave oven, then perhaps you would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy, dried out cheese.
It was the last piece left...
It was the last piece left...
by Allmadhere April 16, 2021
Get the Micro-mortismug. A sheer rip-off of rick and morty. With the characters all looking like absolute gag-inducing dog shit. Consisting of the songs that sound worse than teeth scratching.
And aired on the 1G network named something close to shit-gag.
And aired on the 1G network named something close to shit-gag.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 4, 2022
Get the Frick And Mortymug. A slimy Morty is when you have your partner (who is congested or has a lot of nasal running) hawk tooh and thus making the penis partner have a green slime upon their penis.
by Mysteryclass December 28, 2024
Get the Slimy Mortymug.