When someone is braindead, talks a lot of smack. Doesn't know how milk works, if you play games with him he does absolutely nothing for the team. Works as a school janitor, he'll suspect anyone to be an alt when in a discord server or anywhere for that matter and say how much sand they have in their vagina. Goes on discord with his mic on, just breathing heavy when it's unnecessary which adds nothing of good conversation.
Guy: I have no idea with what you just said.
Other person: Haven't you heard? Apparently that's called pulling a morty.
Guy: Well I suppose that clears it up, what he just said literally made not a lick of inane thought. He's trying so hard trying to appear tough when he has nothing to show for it.
Other person: Haven't you heard? Apparently that's called pulling a morty.
Guy: Well I suppose that clears it up, what he just said literally made not a lick of inane thought. He's trying so hard trying to appear tough when he has nothing to show for it.
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When the food you nuked to save time has become stiff, tough and almost unpallatable. This is especially common with bread or meat.
Example - ''Little Timmy's pizza now has Micromortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had he paid attention to the timer on his microwave oven, then perhaps he would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy , dried out cheese.
It was the last piece left...
Don't be like Timmy!
(Disclaimer - Timmy is not a real person)
When the food you nuked to save time has become stiff, tough and almost unpallatable. This is especially common with bread or meat.
Example - ''Little Timmy's pizza now has Micromortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had he paid attention to the timer on his microwave oven, then perhaps he would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy , dried out cheese.
It was the last piece left...
Don't be like Timmy!
(Disclaimer - Timmy is not a real person)
Example - Your pizza now has Micro-mortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had you paid attention to the timer on the microwave oven, then perhaps you would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy, dried out cheese.
It was the last piece left...
It was the last piece left...
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The sweet young thing went full climactic rigor mortis on me. I almost had to give her a mouth piece.
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