Mongo Booty

Massive Booty (double cheeked up)

Damn bro… she got a mongo booty

by Bigbunz88 February 22, 2023

Mongo

A really nice person who gets bullied by their peers for being nervous

Jaysus she’s some mongo

by Chickensndturkeycock May 19, 2022

Pulled a Mongo

When you have an event or gathering to attend, but leave upon the slightest frustration of not finding parking.

Jake was supposed to meet us out at Summerfest, but he pulled a Mongo

by bighooper69 July 3, 2025

Mongo

A large retard

That Mongo at McDonald's couldn't get my order straight, so I told him to get b-b-b-b-brain surgery.

by Joe_Balls July 22, 2021

Mongoed

Arguably the highest level of being fucked up. Mongoed is the stage above zooted and very close to death. Usually involving elements of cross-fading or triple-fading to the extent that one has lost nearly all mental and physical function, leaving them as a simple mongoloid. One does not always survive being mongoed.

Bob: Dude, lets get mongoed tonight.
Rob: Lets do it! I got a bottle of Everclear and some xans.

Don: Johnny did that last week, RIP Johnny.

by M3nt4l_D1ct10n4ry June 12, 2018

Mongos

Jenna’s imaginary tits

Jenna’s mongos looked good in that dress today.

Jenna’s mongos have me weak.

by COCONUTarebomb November 8, 2022

Mongo-squatch

One who has mongoloid features, yet is taller than Abe Lincoln/Sasquatch(hence the squatch!!).

Did you see the Tard-face on that Mongo-squatch? She looks like the offspring of Chucky and Shaq.

by PipTardsMan May 18, 2009