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mongo-proof

a task or action which is extremely easy to do, so easy that someone retarded or someone of extremely high dependency is able to do without a problem.
changing that light bulb was mongo-proof.
'hey man', 'this plan is mongo-proof'.
playing that instrument is mongo-proof.
by stevethebus October 22, 2011
mugGet the mongo-proofmug.

Mongos

Jenna’s mongos looked good in that dress today.

Jenna’s mongos have me weak.
by COCONUTarebomb November 8, 2022
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Mongoed

Arguably the highest level of being fucked up. Mongoed is the stage above zooted and very close to death. Usually involving elements of cross-fading or triple-fading to the extent that one has lost nearly all mental and physical function, leaving them as a simple mongoloid. One does not always survive being mongoed.
Bob: Dude, lets get mongoed tonight.
Rob: Lets do it! I got a bottle of Everclear and some xans.

Don: Johnny did that last week, RIP Johnny.
by M3nt4l_D1ct10n4ry June 12, 2018
mugGet the Mongoedmug.

Mongo

A Nicer way of telling someone he is funny but a total Dumbass in German
"He is such a Mongo// Er ist so ein mongo!"
by Leonie1M June 18, 2022
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Mongo

A giant shit, usually filled with corn
I went into the bathroom, and in the urinal sat a mongo in all its glory
by BigFartNoWhammy March 30, 2024
mugGet the Mongomug.

MONGO

Don't be Lynda she's a Mongo
by Dontbealinda August 11, 2019
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