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Dick Monger

Any girl (or maybe a gay guy... I guess) who is excessively flirty or tries to be friends with you because she wants your cock. tries to be cool, hangs out with other "wow-my-self-esteem-is-so-low-i-wish-i-was-cool" girls who think they're cool.
-hey bro guess who I talked to yesterday?
-Kim?
-yeah, what a dick monger
-haha yeah...
by Snoochie_Noochie September 23, 2009
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Moogerfooger

Actually, the name of a synthesizer system created by Robert A. "Bob" Moog. He created the famous Minimoog, the Polymoog, the Multimoog, the Moog Modular system and the Moog Prodigy, to give only a few examples.

The Moogerfooger series consists of several pedals and accessories, like e.g. a lowpass filter, a ring modulator, a phaser and a control processor.
This new Moog Moogerfooger filter system sounds absolutely fantastic!
by joerg September 22, 2004
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Momgerie

Noun: Momgerie
Pronounced: mahm-zhuh-rey
Rythms with and is similar to lingerie. The unsexy pajamas a woman starts wearing after she has had a child or two and she is more concerned with comfort than being attractive to her mate. Often consists of stretch waist sweat pants and an oversized shirt. Is often made of flannel with no form fitting curves to be found.
I knew it was going to be a boring night when my wife came out of the bedroom wearing momgerie instead of lingerie.
by Otter's Fire June 9, 2007
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Jew-monger

One who specifically seeks out Jews for relationships; Someone who can't get enough of the jewish-folk
Greg, quit being such a Jew-monger!
by The Awesome October 22, 2006
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douche-monger

One who spreads douche-like behavior. Always an insult. Used in place of douchebag.
-That guys an asshole
-Yeah, he's a real douche-monger
by not Dan N. January 1, 2009
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Cock Monger

Derived from the Afro-Saxon made, Cock. And the latin Mahnger. A Cock Monger is one who has an unquenchable thirst for Cock.
by The Real Sweetlou October 14, 2008
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mogged

To be displaced as AMOG (Alpha Male of the Group).
I actively avoid being heightmogged. If there's a male that's at least 2" taller I do my best to keep a distance. If I'm waiting in line for example and some fucking oblivious lanklet tries to stand behind me I will promptly go and pretend I forgot something until he checks out or there are at least 2 people behind him,
by cosmo7 January 7, 2018
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