This is a very rare organism which is typically found somewhere in Botswana. It is inseparable to its mate Panda Girl and it is often found in her cupboard (or as some would say... not often enough). It’s appearance is moderately fluffy and you will know you have encountered it when you hear “OH” or “AHA” in very inappropriate situations.
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