MILF

The definition stems back to an old art of checking out older women with kids and needing a short acronym to inform a fellow connoisseur that you have spotted a worthy trophy. This stands for Mother I'd Like to Fuck (The "to" is Silent)

Damn, look at that MILF!!!

Have you seen any MILF's today?

That was the best MILF I have ever had!

by [e-mail] December 28, 2005

pre-milf

The precursor to the organism known as milf. When an attractive female reaches prime child-bearing age, they are called pre-milfs. Though excellent in form and beauty, pre-milfs are very rare in the wild.

Damn! That girl is fine! Look at those hips! She's a pre-milf for sure!

by Dr. Joo February 28, 2009

milf

stands for "moms i'd like to fuck"

The PGA championship is an awesome place to pick up some girls, especially milfs.

by emiline August 25, 2003

MILF

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

a hot older woman, usually married with a kid or two.

Mike scored him a hot MILF last night. She called him to come help with the plumbing while her kids were out with her husband.

by Dereker August 16, 2008

milf muffstache

The residue left on one's upper lip after orally pleasuring a milf.

Man! I made Hector's mom so wet, after I was done I had a milf muffstache

by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2005

milf

Mother
I'd
Like
To
Fuck

man your moms a milf

by Lucas April 24, 2005

milf

Mom i would love to fuck

Michaelas mother is one fine ass milf

by jerry April 2, 2004