Matt

A Matt is like an older brother, he will look out for you as well as make fun of you

Woah is that their older brother? No it’s just Matt

by Annabanannana June 16, 2023

Matt

A guy that gets excited around new mates. Can’t handle his drinks, although you’ll never see him sober. He’ll join a gym to walk around for hours and get rejected by the gym gangas

Hey is that Matt the alcoholic?

by The viper 619 October 31, 2023

Matt

Proper name.
1. Used commonly for male people in America.

2. One of the hardest Miis to beat in Wii Sports' Boxing or in Sabers in Wii Sports Resort. His experience is 599 or 499 depending on which Wii Sports you play.

Me: I'll fight against Matt!

Matt: *wins the boxing match*

Me: *cries*

by SlammerGaming0 November 08, 2023

Matt

Is a boy in the uk who talks a lot of shit hahaha.
and has a sexy laugh

Matt is not far better then melissa.

by mattsucksftw March 13, 2011

Matt

This man is just so great. Taking your breath away without trying, the girl who has him is the luckiest person in this whole universe! This one special man is the most amazing, most caring, most loving, most concerning. He keeps loving and loving and never stops. His looks are everything a girl wants. This person knows what to say at the right time, knows when to comfort at the right time. Being a Matt is a honour.

Amy 1 - "Wow look at him!!"

Amy 2- "I know, he is such a Matt. He makes me wonder if I made the right decision"

by tinydinosaur January 11, 2012

Matt

Different..but in a good way. Kind of corky and very funny, yet flirty. Will always make you smile :)

He is so Matt.

by TAYSUJDFJDSFNJDSDS July 09, 2012

Mattes

A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish

Dude, is that a mattes on your pants

by Chappy of the Rocks April 17, 2009