Matt

A guy who acts nice but is a dick. You can often here him say he got laid or anything similar but he is obviously lying.

Matt blows

by crapthatnameisused September 20, 2010

Matt

Really adorable, klutzy guy who is such a sweetheart. Does idiotic things but that one girl still loves him no matter what. Intelligent, handsome, funny, and amazing at one or more instruments. Girls, you really want a Matt

Wow, I wish my boyfriend was a Matt!

by KeepCalmAndHarlemShake March 8, 2013

matt

obsessed with apples. cannot get an appe away from hm

oh look its matt again oh who would have known hes eating an apple

by footlover345 October 31, 2022

Matt

A very disgusting fat kid with a horrible odor...is in need of a bra and some soap.

Take a shower...you smell like a Matt

by Sc3n3 los3r October 26, 2011

matt

dickhead!

matt means only ever lying when his lips move!

by malloney October 18, 2008

Matt

Matt is large friend who is also very hairy. He is a bear. Not the gay kind, but an animal. He hates people and is particularly vocal about it.

b1: Matt is a bear =D
Matt: I hate you.

by ahab 101 June 15, 2010

Matt

Matthew is a quiet soul till you get to know him. Then he is a witty little genius. His boyish smile shines bright when excited or happy, but to the girl he loves, his smile is fierce and loving. His eyes are a golden brown with a mischievous glint that would make most girls' knees go weak. But he is also shows the greatest amount of loyalty that is possible, to the one girl he loves. He is passionate and expresses it in his writing. He is a fantastic writer, stories are detailed and eye catching. He is also a gifted gamer. All over Matthew is a girl's dream. Any girl would be lucky to have him.

Is that Matt? Your boyfriend?-boy
No, that's Matt my other half-girl

Matt I love you so much. Te amo, la mia altra metà.

by M.R.D December 25, 2012