Wikipedia Maths

The incomprehensible mathematics found on Wikipedia pages when trying to your school maths homework on the computer.

Wikipedia maths is characterised by copius amounts of integrals, derivatives and proofs. Written by, and only understood by, mathematics PHD students, if often leads to frustration amongst the rest of the population.

Alex: I am so screwed for this exam! I should have gone to the lectures!
Josh: Why didn't you just revise on the internet?
Alex: I tried to, but that Wikipedia maths is incomprehensible!

by Sarada November 22, 2011

My maths and chill

The act of masturbation while doing your homework.

Mom: Did you do your homework?
Joe: Sorry. I was doing My maths and chill

by Grammar_nazis January 31, 2017

2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths

an example of someone who didn't pay attention in the maths

Sir Wellingtonsibridulatumarevana : 2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths

Tim : Kid, go back to school

by Street Kid Timmy December 10, 2017

Quick Maths

The name of a parody app math game inspired by quick maths meme 2+2 is 4-1 is 3 quick maths!

Yo u played quick maths? mad addicting ass game.

by itsallgoodgames March 9, 2018

Sparx maths

Think of maths and times that by 10, no pun intended, this is by far the worst torture any child could face. The person who created this was rather the devil himself or just a huge maths geek. They took the child out of childhood. They even put an “x” at the end to try and be funny, haha! This website though, is the biggest waste of my life, you have to write everything down even if you know the answer. Most of the math nerds in my class think it’s great but the small minority of people with common sense (like myself) realise what garbage this website is. if your school just signed up for sparx maths, rest in peace, my friend

“Wanna go to the park”

“Sos bro gotta do my Sparx maths”

“Haha, good luck”

“It was nice knowing you”

by I complain a lot March 29, 2022

Sparx maths

Maths ever so slightly more painful than hegarty designed to ruin your day

Go to town yeah we chilling innit

Nah bro gotta do my sparx maths

by Dan peely November 9, 2021

Hegarty Maths

A educational website run by a multimillionaire bell-end known as colin hegarty. He is the cause of suicidal lessons and straining all of your blood, toil, tears and sweat into a fucking equation

Hegarty Maths gave me diphtheria last night

by Ethanslovelylife June 11, 2021