dick lotion 

(n.) Lubrication specifically designed for assisting in male masturbation.
(n.) Any lotion used to aid in reducing friction between hand and penis.

In order to prevent chafing, a big ol' bottle of dick lotion was available with a convenient squirt-top.

dick lotion by A Bodacious October 3, 2017

Toast lotion 

Butter, Nutella, peanut butter, anything of cream like consistency spread on a piece of toast.

Ohh, that looks delicious, toast lotion and jam.

Toast lotion by SnazzleTooth December 1, 2020

Cave Lotion 

When you rub your cum into or on another persons body. Acts as an exfoliant, a moisturizer, or a balm.

“Let me have that cave lotion, my lips are cracking”

“Give me a few squirts of your cave lotion”

Cave Lotion by King Kandy September 18, 2021

put the fucking lotion in the basket 

A slightly aggressive way of telling somebody to put lotion in a basket

Buffalo Bill: It places the lotion in the basket
Catherine: I wanna see my mommy. Please no...
Buffalo Bill: PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!

put the fucking lotion in the basket by jessbrown February 24, 2021

Suave shampoo/Strawberry lotion 

The art of a woman going down on a man after the man has sex with one or multiple women back to back without taking a shower. This also involves the woman being unaware of the act.

Female(going down on male): You must have used lotion down here.
Male(snickering): Yea, i used Suave shampoo/Strawberry lotion, do you like it?
Male(saying to himself): Bitch, dont ever say youve never eaten any pussy.....hahahahhaha

Suave shampoo/Strawberry lotion by ANDERURRYICK November 18, 2007

calamine lotion 

pink lotion that you use on something like chicken pox and makes you look retarded, but luckily if you have chicken pox you wont be going anywhere anyway

I put some calamine lotion on the chicken pox and then my girlfriend saw me and said "what the hell is that shit? you look retarded."

calamine lotion by your worst nightmare1 September 10, 2010

the lotion 

When you cum on a chick and rub it into her skin instead of cleaning it up.

"I was too lazy to get up after fuckin her so I used the lotion on that bitch!"

the lotion by KuhmPainter April 20, 2018